I really should get into Virtua Fighter because I love DoA's gameplay but if someone walks in on me playing it I feel fundamentally gross. Like, can we just have the "I'm too awkward for this ogling" mode in all games? Yeah?
It's wild because I'm just fine around gigantic tits in real life, you know bodies are bodies and all that. But the lasciviousness of team ninja feels icky in a way I just don't feel around real people. Probably doesn't help that so many of these characters who are treated as sex objects are canonically underage...
Anyway I don't actually get to play for long because my smallest got a proper grump on.
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