The Aliens Are Coming

Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:29 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

7:14 - Aliens Among Us

10:39 - Olds-In-Charge

12:40 - Beyond Parody

15:30 - Commiefornia

20:28 - Weather

20:54 - Sheath Underwear

22:01 - This F*cking Guy

25:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

27:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life

29:48 - Dumpster Diving

31:42 - Breaking Bridget

39:46 - Phetasy News

42:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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