RJ Movie Podcast 33- Friends (Ross's Tan)

**آموزش سکانسی زیبا از سریال فرندز***

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موزیک ابتدای پادکست

The Rembrandts I ll Be There For You Friends Theme Song

موزیک انتهای پادکست

I'll Be There For You Friends Theme The Rembrandts Cover

متن کامل سکانس:

Clerk: All right, Mr. Geller, right this way. So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.

Ross: Well, uh, I like how you look. What are you?

C: Puerto Rican.

R: Two. I think a two.

C: You'll face the red light. When the light's on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five, pat yourself to avoid drip marks, then turn to get your back. Got it?

R: Spray, count, pat and turn. Spray, count and pat.

C: Wow, you catch on quick.

R: Well, I have a Ph.D., so...

R: One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three... Wait, wait! I'm not... I'm not finished counting.

R: You sprayed my front twice.

C: You never turned?

R: No. I barely got to "three Mississippi."

C: Mississippi? I said count to five.

R: Mississippi-lessly? Well, how bad is it?

C: Not that bad yet. But it gets darker for the next four hours.

R: So how dark will it get?

C: Oh, you got sprayed with two twos and...

R: I'm a four?

C: Yeah, but your back's a zero. You'll wanna even that out.

R: Really?

C: You might wanna get back in there.

R: Oh, okay.

R: Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? My eyes!

R: The same thing happened again!

C: You got two more twos?

R: I'm an eight.

Chandler: Hold on. There's something different.

R: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

Ch: Was that place the sun?

R: Oh, and it gets worse.

Ch: Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and lvory" all by yourself.

Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy. You go in the booth, count to five and turn around.

R: How do you count to five?

M: One, two, three...

R: Damn it!

C: Let me explain how this works. Go in the booth and...

R: I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Ha, ha. Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now, I want four two's, and I want them all on my back.

R: Wait. There's two sets of nozzles. Which one is it? Which one is it? Oh, son of a bitch!

Ch: It's Chandler. Let me in.

R: Go away. I don't wanna see anybody.

Ch: I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. Let me in.

R: Really? Did you count Mississippi-ly? You're not tan.

Ch: No. I just had to get a picture of this. I'll see you later.