A Novelty Olympics (Feat. Mum)

In which our heroes train for months, become the best in their chosen field, and represent their country as Dad pitches A Novelty Olympics. We discuss the strategy involved in pass the parcel, suggest a flaming egg and spoon instead of a torch, and explain ghosties. Ryder is an arms dealer, Jackson wants to chuck out the gold, silver and bronze medals, Mum wants to see the Whizzy-Dizz as an olympic sport, and Dad just wants to take over the actual Olympics. So tie your legs together, yell marco, and see how long you can hold your breath. You’re representing your country out there and that’s just good business! Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can begin the intensive training of our athletes.