Bonus: Priested into the Knighthood

Terence whips himself into a frenzy of confusion between an obituary ad becoming priest, as a listener sends him proof he is not the world’s only Terence Power.

Calvin wants figure out a way to keep score of every aspect of our lives, from cups of coffee and up.

There’s a disturbing tale of a dead dog and a guilty conscience, an apology to Phil Collins, and tales of Dennis Rodman hanging around with dictators.