Poorhammer E102 - The Expendables of Every Faction

On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric wanna know which models have the lowest life expectancy in each faction. Which troops can you send out to the battlefield and know for certain this is the last time you will see them? Let’s find out which faction paid attention to the class and mimicked guardsmen to perfection.

 

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TIMESTAMPS:

00:15 - Intro

01:13 - Our Role Models - Imperial Guard

04:18 - Don’t cheat, Kids

05:04 - Adeptus Mechanicus

06:22 - Adepta Sororitas

09:04 - Adeptus Custodes

11:25 - Imperial Agents

12:44 - Space Marines

16:09 - Chaos Daemons

18:25 - Chaos Space Marines

19:21 - Death Guard

20:18 - Thousand Sons

22:28 - World Eaters

24:15 - Aeldari

26:54 - Drukhari

29:45 - Necrons

32:38 - Leagues of Votann

34:57 - Orks

37:38 - T’au Empire

39:00 - Genestealer Cults

40:02 - Tyranids

40:48 - The class did better than expected!

42:22 - Book Club Announcement! 

45:51 - Outro

 

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