Bonus: Texas Vs. Lucan

Terence almost admits defeat in the long-running saga around his ability to hold his breath underwater, but pulls back at the very last moment and instead doubles down.

There's a debate over the merits of Texas over Lucan, and we (once again) crown a new "best film of all time", which sadly sees Rush Hour 2 lose its spot at the pinnacle of cinema after just one brief week.

Calvin wants to finally get to the bottom of the only Talking Bollox conspiracy there is, and there is a ban enacted on all questions around runners and footwear in general.