Back by (somewhat) popular demand, we present to you… the BAR Pod Personals Section.
Thanks to everyone who submitted a personal ad. There were almost 200 submissions, so if you all get together, this could be the largest polycule outside of Portland.
Remember: BAR Pod and its affiliates cannot be held legally responsible for any bad dates/unwanted pregnancies/murders that result from the use of this service. This is legally binding.
Have fun, be smart, and good luck?
Millennial in Mid Missouri
zelonee19@proton.me
33yo woman, 5’3’, 130lbs, and willing to place a personal ad in a podcast about internet bullshit to find a local-ish guy to date. Pastimes include: walking my dog, singing in the car, and occasionally gaming (all done enthusiastically but with minimal skill). I like people who are funny, compassionate, and don’t take themselves too seriously. Age range: 27-38. I’m near pathologically incapable of lying, so you don’t have to worry about me catfishing you.
34 yo woman in central Massachusetts seeks man to take her car to the mechanic
7WpN281@proton.me
My car is making weird noises and I need a man to take it in so they can lie to you instead of me for #equality :) I'm active, outdoorsy, and normie to the core (pretty much everything I know about the internet is from barpod). I laugh easily and am nearly impossible to offend. I value warmth and sincerity, and appreciate someone who takes an active role in making plans. Southern NH/Central MA.
Cicada 3301 for Love
bendicion@riseup.net
35°36'3.42" N -82°33'14.47" W
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Original Bar Pod Personal Guinea Pig
mjbenamy@gmail.com
Matt, 31, Philadelphia, part-time finance jerk, full-time neoliberal shill, seeks ethereal bisexual woman who enjoys bong rips and cocktail bars. Thought criminals preferred.
Non-smoking non-gamer seeks same
straightwomanhere@gmail.com
Boston-area female woman, 31, credit score 750+, seeks male adult man who will agree never to refer to each other as "my partner." Still mostly a bleeding-heart liberal, despite a contrarian streak and a heterodox podcast addiction. If we work out, I can jump you into the local underground BARPod gang. ChatGPT suggested clarifying my identity by signing off "straight woman here!," and I don't think I can improve on that.
help me turn into my mother more than ever by making me a lesbian!!!!!!!
thriftingwithaltitude@gmail.com
Female thirty-something Denver area TERF seeks like minded women for friendship, casual romance, or Only Fans partner to ride out this recession with. Formerly an unprofessional marketing professional, who is currently working a post-COVID dead end job, so only half joking about the Only Fans thing. Stereotypically into fiber crafts, cats, podcasts, and shaking ass. Extremely intimidated by the local lesbian scene, send help.
Looking for a Partner in Adventure and/or Crime (whatever's more profitable)
barpodmeetup@pm.me
Man looking for woman. I am 6'2", generally Jesse-shaped, 29 years old, and a budget analyst in Southern Wisconsin. I enjoy hiking, camping, cooking, drinking coffee, and reading. Moderate liberal and Christian. I believe fairies are literally real and disco never died. Looking for a partner in the 24 to 34 age range who is optimistic, adventurous, spiritual, and wants to help me find bigfoot. If this sounds like you, reach me at barpodmeetup@pm.me.
ExPat Couple Seeking Same in Czech Republic
damienj04201984@gmail.com
Relatively fit and still somewhat attractive married couple in their early-40's looking to spice things up or just hang out with a similar-aged and still decent-looking couple living in Czechia. Americans preferred but open to any English speakers. He's not into gay stuff; she might be. 😺Email damienj04201984@gmail.com but note that "Damien" is a fake name and we don't do much 420.
Woman seeks man for candid convos, urban adventures & sense-making in a world gone mad
heterodoxpodcastfan@protonmail.com
Vancouver, BC: Mid-50s active female, regular consumer of heterodox podcasts and substacks, former life-long lefty, seeks intelligent male company for friendship & potential LTR.Do you feel like you’re living in the upside-down? Would you like to have candid conversations about the constant parade of crazy-making events all around us? And to also enjoy all the beauty and fun still in the world with a like-minded new friend or romantic interest? Me too.
There is No Good Reason I am Single
singlejessenotjessesingal@gmail.com
An early 30s Midwestern Fella With A Jawline seeks committed relationship with Down-to-Earth Gal living in LA. (Does LA count as one word or two? Shit, just wasted eight. Twelve now. Fifteen!) I share the gender-neutral first name of one disgraced Jewy podcaster. Outdoorsy butnot in a bad way. Ambitious but not yet corrupted by the coasts. Well-adjusted-enough despite everything. A sensitive yet pragmatic Dan Savage completist who likes phone calls.
Asexual that Fucks
ecusta@proton.me
Man seeking Woman, WNC/Asheville area, long-distance okay. 41, no kids; wonder if brain system for attachment and romantic love will ever fully overlap, yet am not greedy enough to be ENM. Spanish fluent, drink maté, cook and garden. Ex-Academic have worked in film production, and tech industry, now finance/semi-retired & part-time caregiver for parent. Dealbreaker? Depends on which type mating strategy ([not shallow] Hunter-Gatherers Guide Chp. 7)
Contrarian Woman Seeking Politically Androgynous Man
silverbellsandcockleshells93@gmail.com
I’m a Dublin-based woman (30), from Vancouver Canada with dark hair and 2010s tattoos. I can be primarily characterized by my voracious curiosity and big tits. I work in television and am a devotee of *“The Artist’s Way.*” I’m seeking a politically androgynous man who revels in debate. Devil’s advocates considered. Strong jawlines preferred. Values should include integrity and decency. Points for having a burning passion about anything and an interest in media/culture/art
MechWarrior seeking co-pilot for thrilling escapades.
stanbrooks@gmail.com
Adventurous Atlanta male here—bi, poly, and on the quest for intimate encounters. Guided by classical liberal values, I dive deep into the world of Battletech, strategizing and dreaming of galactic conquests. Seeking like-minded individuals who are not just into mind games but also the thrill of physical connection. If you're someone who values freedom, intellectual banter, and desires a passionate exploration of desires, let's embark on this journey together.
mediocre straight white man (the worst)
wowbaggertheblocked@gmail.com
I’m a 43 year old guy working as a lecturer in Cape Town. I love following B&R style online bullshit and American/English pop culture and sport. I'm a pescatarian runner who knows that these people are annoying. I travel as much as possible. I’m interested in meeting straight, age appropriate B&R fans based in Cape Town. If you’re just visiting I’m happy to suggest cools things to do here that probably wont get you murdered.
By far the best personal ad you’ve been sent, I bet.
helgaisnotmyrealname@gmail.com
Hello fellow primos, primas, preemies! I’m a straight lady, brown hair, brown eyes, 34. I’m family-oriented, have some skills, I can sing, I have a job I like, and I have a small dog. I have interests and hobbies - most recently, a beekeeping apprenticeship! I live in Queens, NY. I’m looking for a fella to live/laugh/love with. Preferably a politically moderate dog person - not a furry - with a sense of humor!
Snob seeks special someone
sackofmealupontwosticks@gmail.com
27-year-old straight man, nomad on the US east coast, atheist, wants kids eventually. Tall, skeptical, melancholic, mildly autistic. I love precise and elegant language and learning to understand sophisticated art. Pastimes: classical music in concert, movies in theaters, reading,sight-reading, exploring on foot, and generally fighting against distraction. If you appreciate straightforwardness and like reading poetry out loud, let's meet!
Heart in the Clouds
intothestarrysky@gmail.com
31 year old, six foot three, cybersecurity professional seeking an ambitious optimist ready to start a family (sometime this decade). Searching for a fellow Pacific Northwesterner or someone open to moving to evergreen Seattle, Washington. Must enjoy dorky conversations about democracy and artificial intelligence, share my interest in exercise and health, and tolerate my once monthly weekend trips to play soldier as a reserve officer in the Washington National Guard 🗽🇺🇲🦅
Overeducated NYC bigmouth (34M) seeks brainy lady for stimulating conversation and outdoorsy fun
bibliophile8994@gmail.com
NYC native, current Brooklynite. Catholic, but the relatively fun kind. Strengths: storytelling, finding compromise, self-awareness. Weaknesses: overthinking stuff, being excessively loud, occasional pretentiousness. Love thiccc books, hiking and camping, getting unnecessarily competitive about board games, and anything involving the ocean. Frequent attendee ofhockey games and the opera. Would love to start a family someday. Drop me a line if you want to spend your days exchanging thoughts on questions big and small!
Mid 20s Aussie man looking for woman in her 20s of the grass touching variety
obecks2370@gmail.com
I'm an easy going, introverted, 6'3, physically active man. I outgrew my Khaki shorts phase around the same time I stopped calling myself a Libertarian, in high school. I’m looking for a woman who is, in her 20s, living in Sydney, able to laugh at herself, is empathetic, and is comfortable with being physically and verbally intimate. I'm more interested in relationships, but am open to something more casual as well.
Looking for liefde in the Netherlands
t99622239@gmail.com
I’m an American woman in her 30s living in the Netherlands. Likes: crossword puzzles, crafts, talking about shipwrecks, irregular exercise patterns, Taylor Swift, cheese. Dislikes: dating apps, first dates, loud chewing. I’m a vegetarian (but not annoying about it). I was recently triggered while watching 30 Rock because I realized I am Liz Lemon, but now I’ve fully embraced it. I am looking for the kind of guy Liz Lemon would be into.
24f looking for an sf buddy
impressivemarten10@gmail.com
24f, recently moved to San Francisco for a job at a non-profit. Love all things competitive (especially pickleball and board games), hiking, anything Michael Lewis writes, podcasts, and music (24/7 Beautiful South at the moment!). Romantically interested in guys but open to friendship with all!
Seeking Mr. Darcy in Utah (or nearby)
kathleen.m.doodles@gmail.com
Seeking gentleman caller to whisk me away on a romantic whirlwind rife with witty banter and political parleys. Did I mention I'll whip up a hearty shepherd's pie or a chocolate tart whenever you'd like? Since I'm Latter-day Saint, I'm only interested in flights of the plane or literary variety. Whether you lean left or right, I'm your heterodox Elizabeth Bennet. Did my friend who ALSO has a personal and understands innuendo write this? Yes.
Beard Lad, Dog Dad, and Ready to Be Unclad
harsh.delco.diacritical@gmail.com
Philly-area 37M 5'11" straight bearded fella seeking a winsome nuance perv to share aimless jaunts and slightly less aimless adventures. I vibe with expressive, open-minded, compassionate people. Blessed/cursed by a sweet bad dog, a music obsession, inscrutably silly humor, thrifted drip, a neurotic parasocial situationship with the 76ers, and 93% adherence toveganism. Open to casual meets, but ultimately looking for a partner to share laughter, love, and liability (for the dog). Monog only.
Babe, your life just got better
sometorontochick@gmail.com
Toronto woman in her forties seeking a man to make life cozier, funnier and sexier. Everything right now is amazing – I’ve never felt or looked better– and I can’t wait to hold a cup of coffee in one hand and yours in the other as we stroll around and smile at dogs. I love cooking, road trips and making out. If you’re ready for a relationship that makes you smile, contact me at sometorontochick@gmail.com.
Baltimore area law student and kiwi entertainer
noahgonzales@proton.me
I am Baltimore based early 30’s law student, literary fiction reader, trial nerd, strength and conditioning obsessive. In the highest compliment I’ve ever received, two New Zealander women described me as “The only funny person in America.” You are an elegant, brilliant, hilarious, fit, late 20’s early 30’s DMV area women (however you define that term) who I become heartbreakingly bereaved over when you leave me for moose.
Mile high but not high
milehighnothigh@gmail.com
Me: white adult human male, 32, 5’8” with a nice butt. I’m a millennial with their shit together, or as put together as a BARpod listener could be. Healthy but not crunchy granola lifestyle, mix of stereotypical Colorado traits minus the flannel, weed, and craft beer obsession. Domestically capable, I can cook and keep a clean home. No kids wanted. Team Katie.
You: adult human female in the Denver Colorado area.
Otaku lesbian seeking another nerd
bananabread682@gmail.com
26 year old lesbian in the Navy currently stationed in Japan but I will be moving to the Kitsap, Washington area this summer. I am a geek who spends too much time reading manga and Webtoons. Looking for a girlfriend that shares a similar vision to host boardgame nights, go on nature walks, and own some kind of weird exotic pet.
FRIENDSHIP IS HARDER THAN LOVE ❤️
glueallplant@gmail.com.
About me: 29 year old internet lurker rat masquerading as a bougie Latina or a rancid Brooklyn rave girl, depending who you ask. About you: Outgoing and stylish, curious and knowledgeable, 5-star grifter radar. Must be comfortable with voice messaging. High decoupling skills are
a MUST. About us: Activities include crafting, dancing, and engaging in our own ethnographic studies. Meme exchange compatibility is essential.
Bargain Bin Herzog
immediatestranger@gmail.com
Millennial, washed up "competitive" whitewater kayaker from North Carolina... (and 779+ other places). Ambivert. Arthritic. Agnosticish. Absolute NHL® Caniac seeking other Triangle-area*
University/Academia/Research Professionals with whom to attend all the Carolina Hurricanes games via our Dot-E-D-U-Email-Address-Discount-Tickets-Program-Privilege® I need friends fur shure, but I'm not adverse to slo-mo relation shipbuilding. No I don’t I wanna meet your dog; I'm actually already at the Dog Park.
All Aboard the Good Time Train!
pablowest11@gmail.com
30-something wannabe philosopher seeking partner in crime for late night dancing and trippy art escapades. Stoners/artists to the front! I'm adventurous, geeky, intense, and cheerful. I'll match your energy! Into gaming and music? I'm your player two and personal DJ. Based in 'Hell,' aka Southern AZ. Any relationship type welcome, male or female, long as you're old enough to remember Myspace. Let's hunt free AC this spring and catch Wildcat hoops!
Hyper-online heterodox dad
barpodburner@gmail.com
I’m a happily-married, 41-year-old dad looking for an online ace/aro-sapio-platonic+ chat buddy to discuss internet bullshit and exchange memes that none of my real life friends would get. I enjoy mainlining the news, listening to indie rock music, and binging both high-and low-brow TV shows. I’m open to chatting via email or a messaging app like Discord. I can’t afford a secret second family so, again, I’m looking to keep it platonic.
Florida man seeks adventurous soul for kayaking, hotdogs, and the pursuit of wisdom
floridaman12321@gmail.com
*A 33 year old Puerto Rican paramedic born and bred in Tampa. I’m a legit Florida man with the news article to prove it! A guy who enjoys kayaking, a good hotdog, and the constant pursuit of wisdom. Other interests include unconventional museums, soup, state fairs and the incredible music of Prince. Searching for someone who values altruism and embraces the beauty of the everyday. I’m 5’7, 170lbs*.
46 year old West Philly resident can't find not-woke nonmonogamous people to date in West Philly. go figure.
ShaunPhilly@proton.me
Polycule surviving, solo poly/lifestyle living ("swinger" for the hosts who will guess, badly, as to what that means), long distance relationship having penis-haver seeks Philly woman for nightlife, avoiding woke polys, and not attending church. "Muslims" only acceptable if they are the same sect as Katie.
Im a writer. My 2nd sci-fi novel upcoming, in addition to years of posts at polyskeptic.com (shameless plug l, I know).
Seeking men in San Jose, CA who are not software engineers
siliconvalleyanon@gmail.com
I’m looking for something different in Silicon Valley! Mid 30s woman with a steady career seeks a reliable, intelligent man in his 30s who has no idea how to code. Me: tall, introverted, loves swimming, drawing and painting, good conversation, bad TV, and the crossword. You: kind, good sense of humor, intrigued by this ad. Let’s talk! siliconvalleyanon@gmail.com
TERF Island Discs: Marooned Zoomer
islamicsasquatch@proton.me
Male, Gen-Z, London area, UK one, not Canada. I enjoy sampling European cheeses, sketching, doom metal. I would like to think I'm more of a Katie but I'm probably a Jesse. Whatever my standards are, they're always just below whoever could be a gen-Z female who listens to BARpod, as I cannot imagine being someone that effortlessly cool and smart, so we should totally hang.
Silly Man Seeks Silly Woman
dogeofnm@gmail.com
30 year old single man, in Albuquerque, New Mexico, seeks a woman who enjoys living in the space between serious and silly. I love movies, especially bad ones, programming nerdy, the occasional outdoor activity, good food and traveling the world. Must be able to tune out esoteric science and obsessive coffee rants, my mind spends most of its time on these subjects. Let's grab coffee and talk BARPod!
Wishful in Wellington
twentylizards@gmail.com
30 year old woman living in Wellington, New Zealand. Interested in men and maybe women. I enjoy music, reading, touching grass and not having to pretend I love the local drag scene. I spend too much time online but I do enjoy going to pubs, clubs, plays and the occasional karaoke bar. Hit me up if you like fantasy rpgs or dancing.
Thirty(ish), Flirty(ish), and Trying to Do Better, Y’all
thirtyflirtytrying31@gmail.com
*Likes:* Dogs, music, philosophy, museums, ice skating, cottaging, books, baking, and bad movies.
*Fears: *That my entire personality is nothing more than a Simpsonshighlight reel featuring the best of Martin Prince.
*Miscellaneous:* Politically moderate. Attends church but doesn’t expect you to.
*To avert surprises:* Thrice described as “taller than expected” (5’10).
Free-thinking friends also warmly welcomed.
Thirty-something female looking to meet securely attached Tri-State area male for sweet subway donut rat type relationship
richardsonbelinda33@gmail.com
Mid-thirties, smart, educated, funny female living on a weird island in NYC (not Staten Island). 5’4, hourglass figure, white, unfortunately Canadian. Looking to meet a bepenised man aged 32-47. Attracted to educated, bookish, nerdy types with an adventurous side who will happily (or grudgingly) attend artsy events and explore the great outdoors with yours truly. Eventual plan is to start a family and decay in a suburb somewhere. No Disney adults.
27 Year Old 6' 2" Seattle Transplant in Wisconsin Looking for the Slay the Spire to my Jesse
isweartogodidonthaveautism@gmail.com
Although I moved to Madison in 2020 to work at a software company I can hold normal conversations with women without rotating shapes in my brain. Dads adore my jokes. Grandparents adore my 20th century pop culture references. My love language is cooking, baking bread, and sharing things I learned without solicitation. I need a partner not a mother. If a sardonic Seattleite meets Midwest "Nice" is up your alley email me at isweartogodidonthaveautism@gmail.com.
Well-adjusted weird guy seeking well-adjusted weird girl
welladjustedweirdguy@gmail.com
Cis male 29 year old STEM PhD student seeking cis woman. Currently in Seattle; will either stay or move back to NY/Philly. Surprisingly well adjusted despite growing up in the weird corners of the internet, like 4chan's /b/ and /x/. Seeking someone similarly familiar with the constant internal balancing act between well adjusted and strange. Furthermore, seeking someone who: highly values laughter, sex, and treating people well; has a creative hobby; wants kids.
Looking for tennis and/or jogging partner
burner901@pm.me
New York City based male, 33 year old 3.5 level tennis player looking for people to play with. Prior knowledge of navigating the public courts is a plus, and/or is rich enough to split the cost of playing in a private indoor court with me. I'm also looking for someone who is willing to run on the Central Park Bridle path on the weekend. Yes it has to be on that because of my ailing knees. Yes I have knee problems at 33.
Is this thing on?
minutemail477@gmail.com
26-year-old gay male living in Baltimore, Maryland. Looking for someone to see local bands with. Likes include nightlife, literature, and marathon running. Dislikes include waiting in lines and scrolling through Grindr's endless feed of bored married couples. You can reach me by email, and I'm happy to verify through Instagram. Satisfaction is the death of desire. So, lower your expectations.
Personal for Fellow "Cool" Person
thenosterdamus@gmail.com
45-year-old bisexual Albuquerque transplant named Noah living in the Capital District of upstate New York, near Albany. Besides being a Katie and Jesse fanboi, I like gardening, hiking, reading, playing music (I sing in a choir), and pretending I’m as talented and cool at basketball and
writing as Jesse. I’d love to meet local people for friendship, dating, or both. Open to the NYC area too, most likely for just friendship due to distance.
Reality TV theorist seeks research assistant
gutterstudies@gmail.com
Tom is 36, in Bushwick, author of a theory book on reality television called *Reality Squared*. Also big on horror movies, weightlifting, cooking, and now-occasional bouts of binge drinking. Legal background, friend of cats everywhere. Interested in dating or casual hangouts with
women; as well as new friends of any gender. Let’s exchange Instagrams and go from there: I’m @syvology
Male Primo Seeks TERF
luke.c.hart@biola.edu
Hello fellow cousins, Seeking trad wife with just the right amount of independence to keep things spicy.No, no. In reality, I am looking for a female interested in internet bullshit and who is not part of a polycule. I am a 29 year old male psychologist who lives near Raleigh, NC. I enjoy rock climbing, running, brewery hopping, camping, and of course listening to B+R.
Pragmatic in Phoenix
puzzle_enthusiast@yahoo.com
Straight 46 year old female in Phoenix, Arizona. Single MOM, nurse, foodie, intelligent, loves to travel, social, animal person, but OWNER of cats. Looking for monogamous male nearby who is close in age. Must be able to have deep conversations on a wide variety of topics, have a professional career, and own their own car. Clean shaven preferred due to sensitive skin.
MUST: love Jessie and Katie!!
Thoughtful Mind, Genuine Heart: Seeking Connection in Australia
cuttlefish811@gmail.com
I'm a youthful-looking 38 year old woman in Melbourne, Australia, looking for men mid 30s-mid 40s for dates and a LTR perhaps one day. I enjoy reading (mostly literature + history, anything that's well-written), cinema, live music of all kinds, keeping active, learning French and listening to heterodox podcasts (bien sûr). Left-leaning introvert, 5'5", slim build, brown hair, brown eyes.
OC, California Man Seeks Geeky Date
candlelightfright21@gmail.com
Are you a woman in the Orange County, California area seeking a dorky romance? If you happen to be looking for a chill, 5’11, 30-year old, I might be your answer. My love languages are dark jokes, obscure trivia, and casual bullying. Send me an email and let’s get this questionable romantic whirlwind started! All I ask is if you simply must stab me, please not the groin.
Current PhD Student, Aspiring Trad wife
deergirl1996@gmail.com
27 year old STEM PhD student / red scare girl in NYC seeks ambitious masculine man to be a contrarian and a hater with. Tall-ish, Blonde, and irish. Nothing I love more than a Guinness, my family, and a good book. Mostly looking for a man to laugh with... and have 5 children and 3 dogs with.
Baltimore area law student and kiwi entertainer
noahgonzales@proton.me
I am Baltimore based early 30’s law student, literary fiction reader, trial nerd, strength and conditioning obsessive. In the highest compliment I’ve ever received, two New Zealander women described me as “The only funny person in America.” You are an elegant, brilliant, hilarious, fit, late 20’s early 30’s DMV area women (however you define that term) who I become heartbreakingly bereaved over when you leave me for moose.
Gay man seeks gay man who also despises the word "queer"
alexistherealme@gmail.com
Gay New Yorker looking for dates and/or friends. Be: someone who doesn't think J. K. Rowling is the devil, and someone who doesn’t believe I owe all my rights to black trans women. I'm 50, attractive, a published author, professional, into tennis, books, drinks, movies, heterodox chats. Very chill. Friendships are fine if romantic vibe is nil.
Windy City Wordcel
seriouslytoomuchwinepleasehelp@gmail.com
M4F, 33, Chicago, Attorney. SoCal transplant; half-retired to government work for better hours, now just seeking partner to spend the free time with.
Me: 6’0, blondish; relatively put-together bachelor (not seeking a mother); neoliberal shill, strong opinions held loosely; and willing to try almost anything once.
You: competent, confident, charitable, opinionated, but can tolerate good-natured disagreement.
Let’s see a show, try a new restaurant, or just split a bottle of wine by the lake.
SWMW[idower] Sagebrush Rebel seeks tits ass and mind, not necessarily in that order
bsquaredri@gmail.com
live: horsefarm on 95 between BOS & NYC
work: see Deniro in Brazil
play: dancing, kitesurfing, skiing, impresario
travel: wind, water, music
politics: heterodox Burkian
religion: heterodox Burkian
wealth: knowledge, but not impoverished
personality: loud but sensitive
body: fit
age: route year
seeking: woman >45 for metaphysical and physical congress, young in spirit, preferably wouldn't die before me, but I’m all in regardless
compatability: would meet in NE; would dance–can train; politics–your call
25M - Canadian Skydiving Instructor seeks long-term partner to NOT jump out of planes with (and occasionally jump out with).
coldcanadian7@gmail.com
I'm a 25-year-old man living in Ontario, Canada. In daily life, I enjoy reading, writing poetry and short stories, cooking, hiking, working out, and, you guessed it, skydiving. Professionally, I work as a pitchman for the government about all things science.
I’m a foodie, and I have a newly-ignited spark for travel to share with someone else. If exploring somewhere new sounds just as interesting as staying in playing a mystery game, get in touch!
AUSTIN HOTTIE!!!
burner42069747@gmail.com
I’m smart, hot and kinda funny. Used to be an art historian but sold my soul to work in tech. Now I make tech money and just wanna do cool shit with someone. 31/F interested in men. Open to hotties in other cities.
I'll make it clear, you can write this down, I want to fuck a woman as a horse. None of this is a secret, I just, to be clear, many jokes have been made about this but I stand by it. My moral principles are ROCK SOLID.
aadd21210@gmail.com
Contrary to my title, Im a normal woman. Pittsburgh based Gen Z female generative artist ISO IRL or online friends~ I'm a fan of crochet, code, the arts, park excursions, and internet bullshit. I have a non PC sense of humor. Any age group is acceptable, bonus if you are a woman. For local connections: crocheters, cyclists, tennis players, gardeners, board gamers, bakers. For local or online connections: artists, programmers, gamers, streamers, fellow lolcow enjoyers.
The Two Genders: Devs and Playtesters
gpgamesdevelopment@gmail.com
Are you DTF (Down To Feedback)? Solo game developer seeks late-night rendezvous with playtesters to explore hot, young projects. If you’re also a game dev, I’ll play yours if you play mine. Nothing sexual, unless I make sex-based deck-builder rogue-like “Lay the Spire”. Contact me at gpgamesdevelopment@gmail.com if you’re in the US (not xenophobic, I just don’t think the time zones will work). Search “Town Crier” on itch.io for a current project.
It’s a Dry Heat
blockedpersonals@gmail.com
26y/o lesbian from Perth, Western Australia, braving the tomboy extinction and this awful heatwave. I like to read weird books, watch weird movies, observe weird freaks online like a pervert anthropologist. I probably have brain damage from being on 2010s Tumblr. I make really good bagels and play totally... fine? bass. I am open to love but also would like more thought-criminal friends generally. Let's find out what friends we have in Common.
Heterodox 4 Homo-dicks
jsingal69420@gmail.com
(((Zionist))) penis-haver, pervert for romance, 37, seeking fellow ejaculator for LTR. Mostly into Latinos, tbh; somewhat less into Latinx. Foreskin friendly (hold the smegma). Turned on by kindness, empathy, basic human decency, all that weird shit you don’t see on Grindr. Interests include used bookstores, old movies, and driving cross-country like some kind of crazy lesbian podcaster. Vulva-owners, ABDLs, and furries, swipe left (so to speak). Bonus points if you prefer Fifth Column to BARpod.
Sleepless in Iowa
katieherzogfan69@proton.me
Millennial homosexual male poisoned by Nora Ephron films seeks romance anywhere, preferably as far from Midwest as possible. Willing to go full lesbian and move self and two hate-filled cats for the wrong guy. Not into “masc”. Socially awkward but likes people. Aspiring Francophile. Vegetarian but not religious about it. Tall and skinny. Prefers books to sunshine. Has watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. Loves ice cream.
Mountainless in Denver
kathleenlee908@gmail.com
43-year-old somewhat world-weary but still positive foster mom in Denver, who never has time to go to the mountains. I work as a nonprofit operations director, where I spend my days covertly eye-rolling from the privacy of my office. Seeking a fellow misfit of the male variety who can handle my commitment to fostering both kids and geriatric felines.
Terminally Online Yet Buff Man Seeking a Woman
meyer.emvr3@gmail.com
A terminally online yet buff man, aged 24, working as a logistics and manufacturing manager, college educated, has an insane dog who’s the goodest boy (suck it Moose), residing in Omaha, seeking a woman (not a horse), who is real and not a horse. Has a big field and a guest house (not a stable for a horse).
30F NYC Looking for a Husband
readdollhouse@gmail.com
30-year-old copywriter woman in a neotenous waif body—imagine Dakota Johnson as a teen. Reformed indie sleaze kid who studies Paglia’s Sexual Personae like the Bible, and Bad Mormon looking for a good husband, preferably someone who’s smart but also fun and can take charge in a hot and sexy way. No soyboys. Come to Manhattan and shower me in gifts.
28 y/o Bassist/Actuary in Chicago Looking for Drummer/Wife
jack.is.online.13@gmail.com
Male actuary, 28, in Chicago's West Loop seeking a date to all the nice restaurants I have to walk past every day. Daily habits include lifting, reading classic lit, and playing music; Currently on a noise rock project. 5'10" (without rounding up), fit, with forearm tattoos. Drove to Iowa to canvas for Bernie, but I don't make politics a major part of my life. Let's have a drink, it'll at least be funny in hindsight.
F4M - Elder Millennial Academic Librarian Awaiting Cancellation in Carrboro NC
squirreldrama@protonmail.com
Empathetic, loyal, silly, sometimes grumbly, foot occasionally in mouth. Interests: movement, good food, bad art, new music, open data, beekeeping, squirrel drama. Work mostly remote; open to long distance. 5’9” (Prefer not to tower over you; small height difference ok). Seeking: Grounded confidence. Intact sense of wonder. Humane, non-identitarian politic. Less screen time, more outside. Fit/interesting looking > conventionally attractive. Must be able to keep up. Likeminded friends also welcome, especially if nearby!
Looking for the Only Single Man in Austin Without a Dog or a Hiking Addiction
atxradsw@gmail.com
31 y/o (female) radfem social worker looking for a man in the Austin area to share laughs, good times, a good old-fashioned shit-talking. Looking for a man who will swear on anything (holy text or otherwise) to never make me go hiking, will be a positive male role model for my 1-year-old son (cat), and share a simple boring life of documentaries and early nights. Improv performers need not apply.
Neoplatonist Christian Man Seeking Woman
tea.earl.grey.hot@vivaldi.net
Neoplatonic high church Christian trekkie, values human dignity. Denver man seeking woman who likes to send thank you notes.
Ontario Man Guy Man Let's Talk about Space
64flamingsnails@gmail.com
Male, 37. Looking for someone to laugh at the internet with so I don't have to do it parasocially while cooking. Despite global insanity I'm an insufferable optimist; human species is underrated. Views are (Canadian) liberal. Conservative takes are fine if they're held honestly. Armchair enthusiast of science, philosophy, psychology. Likes outdoors. Hiking, camping, cycling. Taste in music is wide but probably annoying. Enjoys games. Not video games - maybe some old ones. Loves dogs.
Artsy, Geeky Gym-rat Seeks Similar Oxymoron
fishbiscuit9191@gmail.com
31 yo, politically homeless, female life-drawing model from England’s Midlands. Seeks friends and a committed female partner to hopefully one day build a life and family with. I’m 5’6”, in good shape and subtly eccentric. I enjoy lifting, anthropology, art and swimming in a mermaid tail. If your idea of a grand day out is exploring an abandoned building and collecting the old forgotten trinkets, we’ll get on marvelously!
NYC Tomboy Looking for Thought Criminal Unicorn
erinsolutions@aol.com
I'm a 30ish, six-foot bisexual female athlete with a 50ish music journalist boyfriend. We're both extroverted book nerds and we’re a total cliche looking for a NYC-based lady unicorn. Thought criminal preferred. Fellow pitbull apologist appreciated. Masc or femme or whatever. We sometimes wear cargo shorts but we're a solid 8 out of 10. (Each, not combined).
Female Lesbian Seeking Same -- Quick, Someone Alert the Queer KGB!
lesbenotqueertogether@gmail.com
33 year-old monogamous female lesbian seeking monogamous 30+ lesbian near Indiana who believes both females and lesbians exist. My interests: writing, classic films, classic country, photography, and poop jokes. Dealbreakers: If you think an “open relationship” is or could be something worth trying, we will not get along. If you are not a female lesbian, I’m not interested. If you are under 30, I’m too old for you. Poop jokes are intermittent but not optional.
M4F (Not to be Confused with M2F)
petegambino@outlook.com
Tall-ish dark-ish handsome-ish 33-year-old man in Seattle has following proposal for single women: Do you spend too much time thinking & learning about the culture war? Do you know too much about internet bullshit from hearing Jesse & Katie’s wild stories? If so, why not put that time to good use by having it be the basis of a loving relationship? What could possibly go wrong? Let’s find out!
CANADA CANADA CANADA - BC BC BC - VICTORIA VICTORIA VICTORIA
barpodyyjlistener@gmail.com
M4W: Active 38-year-old single dad with keenness for running, campfire guitar and sitting in my hot tub. Working on designing my first board game. Seeking serious relationship (preemo) or FWB (freebie) with someone adventurous and genuine. I have a career and a sourdough starter, both thriving… you too? Let's explore the outdoors and talk about BARpod together. If you're ready for connection, hmu. Willing to make a Seattle overnight trip for fun and beer.
Bald, Bi, Busty in Portland
BaldAndReported@gmail.com
30F – a little cynical, a little silly. Active, likes art, fashion, travel. Politically homeless, and not the fun type of feminist, but if you like BarPod we’ll get along. We can tell people we met at Powell's. If we date you’ll get little cartoons of your pets drawn by yours truly. Must be willing to go to Barry’s at least once, and you must be a BarPod Primo.
Introverted Gay Podcast-Enjoyer Seeking Same (Please Ladies, Not All at Once!)
baltimorebarpod@gmail.com
27 y/o Baltimore-based lesbian seeking local-ish women (20s-30s preferable). I lack the ability to write witty personal ads but have no other character flaws (other than my subpar taste in podcasts). I enjoy reading, making art, nature, and bad horror movies. Open to dating or friendship. I did cry during that one dog episode of barpod (no, not the pitbull one).
Pharmacist Looking to Dispense with the Pleasantries
atsign.gee.maledotcom@gmail.com
I’m a 30-year-old man in Syracuse, NY, looking to find a relationship as fulfilling as Katie and Moose’s or Jesse and his horse’s. I'm tall, blond, clean shaven, and have a PharmD. If you’re a woman in my vicinity with amazing taste in podcasts, please reach out at atsign.gee.maledotcom@gmail.com. No prescription required! I’d enjoy getting to know you better, whether it’s over coffee, over dinner, or over the counter.
Short & Stable in Spokane
splendidsparkling@gmail.com
34/F/Spokane. Enjoys cooking, hiking, reading, yoga, history, domestic travel, mountains, geography, live music, snail mail. Short, active, irreverent, politically homeless, childfree, independent, good social and life skills. Does not drink or smoke (anything). Values intellect, practicality, humor, and capability. My shit is together, and I'm settled in life. Seeking the same in a compatible Spokane man for long haul companionship. Open to elsewhere in the Inland Northwest. Dealbreakers: kids, dogs, smoking.
Sunny in Toledo Ohio - Bicep Shaped Personal Ad
sunnyinToledo@gmail.com
WHAT UP!!! I’m one cool Dad (M 33) looking for other cool guys who want to hang out eating breakfast, golfing and talking about internet bullshit. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things (like my mediocre golf game). Again, nothing sexual.
San Francisco Twitter Addict Needs to Touch Grass-- with You???
unjaundiced_selkie_runner@proton.me
28 yo straight Bay Area female, seeking a Love Connection. I’m a super normie SF gal: software engineer, into triathlon, doesn’t eat carbs, and has heterodox opinions such as “stealing is bad” and “teach children math”. If your other podcasts are also All-In & Huberman, let’s hit up a natty wine bar and discuss the jaundiced skinwalker (bad man!) and how chatGPT can tutor our future child to a Nobel prize (good robot!).
27/f/bi/Canada Seeking Someone to Share Mortgage and/or BARpod Subscription With
emi20601827@hotmail.com
Single, liberal, young(ish) professional in the Ottawa area looking for connection - friendships or situationships preferred. Likes include cats, tattoos, ttrpgs, urban planning, video games, travel, and smoking weed. Dislikes action movies and Poilievre simps. Offering good conversations, humour, emotional maturity, and regular supply of sourdough bread and cat pictures. Also willing to be long-distance pen pals in exchange for future couch surfing opportunities. Mids for mids.
Early 30s Lesbian in Seattle Seeking Long-term Relationship
lastlesbianinseattle@outlook.com
I'm looking for someone kind and intellectually curious who would like to debate big ideas over brunch. I work as a high school teacher, and in my spare time, I like reading, running, and hiking. I'm monogamous and am ready to find something meaningful. Happy to connect with people either locally in the PNW or long-distance!
Single Forklift Certified 24 y/o Man Looking for Woman to Fall in Love With
lbunertwitter@gmail.com
I'm a 6'3" man who lives in Coopersville, Michigan, a small town near Grand Rapids. I work 3rd shift, where I drive a forklift. I love watching anime and cartoons, playing Dungeons & Dragons, listening to audiobooks, gaming, and rollerblading in the summer. I have long, curly hair and a beard. I'm looking to go on dates and hopefully start a long-term relationship and find love.
This is My Last Resort Before Applying for the Bachelor
barpodlistener@gmail.com
Personal ad: Super straight, 27 y/o female in Boston. Pros: I listen to BARPOD, I like to ski and run, I’m a pretty good baker, and I’m decent at video games. Cons: I micromanage in the kitchen. I lived in New York and am French but try to make that only 20% of my personality. Looking for a liberalish guy who doesn’t declare his pronouns. Potheads need not apply (sorry Katie).
Warm Hearted/Snarky Companion - Needed!
lostlilly@gmail.com
31 female UK based. Former woke lefty, sick of it now. Looking for a companion (buddy or romantic, don't mind! I'm straight) for snarking, TV binging, reading recommendation swaps, and general cozy fun. I love museums, writing, art, films, and dogs! If you are kind and have a sense of humor and absurdity (and obviously are a BARPod fan and therefore like a bit of friendly ribbing) say hi to lostlilly@gmail.com!
Ex-Professor Seeks Playmate
exsocprof@gmail.com
Me: 43-year-old bisexual female, with the energy and looks of a 30-something, located near Rutland, VT. You: Free-thinking, arts-loving intellectual located in the New England area. Seeking stimulating conversation and playful adventures. I’m very open to new experiences and curious about almost everything and want someone who is also young at heart, while still healthily skeptical, and down for random explorations. Laughter is paramount. Must like cats.
Military Lawyer Guy Looking for an Elegant Lady
mclbp@proton.me
Basic Info: white, Christian, 24 y/o, currently in Georgia, moving to Virginia soon. Green Flags: 6+ feet tall, not entirely sedentary (let's go hiking and running together), and mildly knowledgeable of French. Red Flags: More right-leaning than the average Bar Pod listener, currently residing in my mother basement to pocket my housing allowance before moving to VA, entirely lacking sophistication and class, play video games, and I refuse to give Jesse my government email.
Wanna Put My Tender Heart in a Blender?
fishwantsbike@gmail.com
Childfree, mid-30s, tragically heterosexual woman seeking a New Yorker she can look in the eyes (5’10”) and make long-term, stupidly romantic plans with. Let's dissect the universe over latkes, go to a stand-up show, or just stay-in for sex and sandwiches. I’m a pop-culture junkie, funny, sarcastic, and desperately trying to think of a hobby or interest that isn’t a cliché...
Poly- Without the -cule
exquisitelyslow@gmail.com
Look, I'm interested in adventure, not shared Google Calendars, so when I tell you I'm non-monogamous, plan for a good time....not a good risotto cooked by my other boyfriend. A thicc girl scholar and writer living in the deep South, I love casual connections that feel tender. Aged 44, with startling blue eyes and the aesthetic of a grown-up punk. My email is exquisitelyslow@gmail.com. Exquisitely slow refers to my research style. Maybe.
(F4M) Chubby-Hot GenX Seattle Tech Worker Seeking...
barpooped@gmail.com
LTR or thereabouts. If this works out maybe Jesse could officiate our nuptials. Must love dogs. No MILF seekers (I'm not a mom to any humans).
Subject: Re: Your Podcast Ad by ChatGPT
jrtmspam@gmail.com
Hey [Name], Your ad on the podcast caught my attention – slightly heterodox, eh? As a Londoner who thrives on witty banter and offbeat ideas, I couldn't resist reaching out. Let's shake things up with some unconventional conversations over pints in London's quirky pubs. Who knows, we might just concoct the perfect blend of charm and mischief. Ready to dive into the wonderfully weird together?
Aspiring Stay-at-Home-Dad
zighte@gmail.com
Hi Barpod Listeners, My name is Mark St.Romain, I'm a 34-year-old man. I'm an accomplished aesthete (my work got a shout-out on Chapo Trap House). I'm looking for a kind "uterus-haver" who laughs at jokes, will try art films with me, and wants to hear me read Barpod comments to she/her. I believe a boyfriend's place is in the kitchen, so please enjoy spicy foods & vegetables.
Middle-aged Married Couple Looking for Friends
hostilepanopticon@outlook.com
We're a middle-aged married couple in the Minneapolis West metro looking for friends! We're big ol' nerds that love board games, TTRPGs, kitties, sushi, and craft beer. We're very NOT poly and really would just like more adult friends - get in touch if that's you!
Not a Murderer
katebushfan123@gmail.com
I'm a 30yo female forester living in Portland OR who loves old lady crafts, film, live music, stand-up comedy, and having open-minded discussions. Open to dating men or women, and looking for someone who is kind, funny, and intellectually curious. Let’s go see a kung fu movie, debate my communist friends, or make some creepy art together.
Remember Denver Before Gen-Z Ruined It?
denvertikibar@gmail.com
Remember when Denver used to be fun and full of colorful creative down-to-earth characters? Then you’re my tribe.
Me: Happy-go-lucky, globetrotting, 54 year old, straight, male, artist, musician and wiseass extraordinaire with no kids or debt.
Let’s hit up some museums, punk shows, art houses cinema, comedy clubs and whatever dive bars are still left from when Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassidy haunted this town. #KeepDenverWeird
Singal Lady in Toronto Seeking Her Primo
torontosingal@aol.com
33-year-old female in Toronto seeking 30’s-ish male for potential long-term relationship.
I’m a librarian who enjoys the simple things in life - great meals, long walks, time with friends, and heterodox podcasts.
I am kind, intelligent, and family-oriented and am looking for the same in a partner.
Want someone who looks at you like Katie looks at Moose? Email torontosingal@aol.com
What I Lack in Romance I More Than Make Up For in Hopelessness.
eligible.justin@gmail.com
Male, 36 year old, lifelong New Yorker in the hospitality industry seeking a pretty lady to watch the sunrise over the GW bridge after a night of bar-hopping uptown.
Women of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, and political ideologies are encouraged to reach out; please just be a good hang and polite to service workers. Bonus points for karaoke connoisseurs.
Let’s get to know each other over email and see where our chemistry takes us.
CARDIFF PSYCHOGEOGRAPHIC SOCIETY
cardiffpsychogeography@yahoo.com
Problematic leftist, Welsh speaking elder millennial woman with an excellent social life. Seeking hairy man who will laugh at my jokes and watch highbrow films with me. Likes: Star Trek, the Barbican, Frank Sidebottom, Dan Savage, horse skulls. Dislikes: sport, children, IPA, Disney adults. Introduce me to your favourite niche cultural interests.
Mostly Normal Woman for Mostly Normal Man (NYC)
AMcC_31@proton.me
Me: 35F who will read anything once. I like running, coffee, dogs, a stiff drink, and long drives (sounds cliche, but it’s all true, I’m sorry). My deep dark secret is that I also listen to Red Scare sometimes.
You: funny, smart, normal enough to bring around my friends (that’s it). Bonus points for a nice mustache.
Send me an email with what you’re reading and/or something that troubles you about the modern world.
Realistic Lesbian
tommiboi65@gmail.com
Middle aged if I live to 116 butch woman, who believes in family, work, and responsibility. Wealthy sister's estate manager in No VA. Sound fancy, but really it is just house sitting. Single because I don't live well with others, but would like a friend playmate to argue monetary policy and which Paul is better. JK obviously Ron. I laugh daily and am happiest when others are laughing too. Aww crap word count
Unstated Understatement
inappropriatecontent@gmail.com
Have watched first 15 minutes of 'The State.' Want to make friends who have not seen 'The State,' then watch 'The State' with my friends. State of Colorado & Seattle.
Louisville Lover Boy
windrunner.605@gmail.com
Need a straight man in your life whose AK lives right next to his in-apartment stripper pole? Look no further ladies! I’m a hot tempered Irishman with an even hotter bod. Preferably looking for a 6 ft tall muscle mommy who likes cuddling, crypto, and can add to my already impressive pole routine. If she comes with ammo, I’ll take her.
Currently based in Louisville Kentucky.
Mid-30s Palm-Persuasion Oppressor Virgin Guy in Utah (Shout Out Trace and Katie's In-Laws)
slcmid30sbarpod@outlook.com
Red flags in the title to not waste anyone's time. No, never religious. No asexuality, autism or dark traumas. A child of divorce turned introverted, notably avoidant adult. Passed on hook-ups. Underwhelmed looking at apps. Six feet tall, 32-inch waist, well-coiffed Preemie. Health-conscious and sober (but not obsessive). Stable blue collar job (no girls there). Interested in a fellow stealth-headcase Millennial woman to compliment each other's headcasery.
28-year-old Puerto Rican Male Looking 4 Love in the Empire
booman643d@gmail.com
I recently moved to Louisville, Kentucky, and have been teaching immigrants
how to speak the colonizer’s language. I’m an avid reader, gamer, and
writer. I speak Spanish. Currently polishing German; planning to learn more
languages. I like walking and talking over drinks and chilling out at home,
café or library. Seeking females with common interests, willing to fall in love or hook up.
Are you quotation marks in a Claudine Gay article? Because I’d like to take you out.
wspider449@gmail.com (burner nuked; DM Shrilby here if interested)
42-year-old lesbian, fit and femme-looking, on the Canadian east coast. Ihave a demanding career but in my free time I enjoy hiking, cooking while lamenting the demise of pre-2020 Bon Appetit, and listening to podcasts about people who fake their own deaths on their diaper fetish site. Mostly social democrat, lean radical feminist but increasingly reject ideological labels. Looking for a woman aged 35-50, chapstick lesbians preferred. Youshould probably love cats.
BREAKING: NYC Man remains single against all odds.
nycbarpoddude@gmail.com
Researchers have been investigating the case of a heterosexual NYC resident who remains single even though he has many highly dateable assets."I love to cook, love cats, work IT full time..." Spencer explains, sitting in his clean apartment next to his bookshelf full of board games, "...I have, like, every streaming service too!" While scientists have been able to prove that he maintains many of what they are calling "green flags", the lack of a partner in his life still puzzles them. "Everybody likes this guy" Dr. Rieldachter pleads "He's got personality, humor, is a longtime primo - it just doesn't add up."
10% poly
dogpeopleneednotapply@gmail.com]
33-year-old Dutch married woman from small-town Netherlands but living in a big city, looking for a guy to chat and have a beer with and if all goes well we can kiss because that's the extent to which I can be non-monogamous at the moment. I have a cat, like to use drugs recreationally, and don't allow my husband to watch The Wire until we can watch it together.
Petless in Lakeview
petlessinlakeview@gmail.com
32, male, Chicago based but I'm often elsewhere for work. Mixed metaphors are my bread and strong suit. I'm allergic to cats, but I have a great job, sensible politics, a good collection of board games, and an irresistible love for tourist traps. I have friends and I like to do things.Seeking adventurous, smart, and petless woman to build a household with, or at least make weird art projects together.
(45 male) Vercingetorix seeks his Boudicca
mcdonaldj1978@gmail.com
Brooklyn based, rugby playing, High School History teacher guy here. Seeking a fine lady (I mean it goes without saying if they listen to this podcast), who enjoys travel, interesting conversations and adventure. Politically I am center left, have spent the last year working on myself so would like someone to share life with. Prefer someone close to the NYC metro area (Jersey is ok).
Finance bro with mummy issues, looking for a woman to share my love of hate-reading and arguing about politics.Sam.bs.Berendt@hotmail.com
I'm Sam, a 24-year-old 6 '3 Perth boy from the bush who dreamt of becoming a playwright before selling my soul and going into finance.
Somehow, I got into French cinema at 14 which set me on a path destined for cigarettes, turtlenecks, and 45-year-old divorcees.
If you also love hate-reading, writing and arguing over esoteric political rubbish and you’re in Perth, Australia I’d love to buy you a drink.
One player short for 2 player gamescarolinacoffeecat@hotmail.com
Man, 60, in Carolina. Likes coffee, German style board games, music made before 2010, and women born before 1980.
Lesbian tech bro seeks romantic and climbing partner within a 4-hour drive of Richmond, VAwildflowericetea@proton.me
25-year-old lesbian programmer seeks crunchy girlfriend within 4 hours of Richmond, Virginia. I've barely recovered from my liberal arts college and I’d love late-night conversations about how the rationalists have a religious relationship with AI research, complete with theological schisms and tithing. I attend an Episcopal church where every parishioner is elderly and/or gay, but you don’t have to. Rock climbing experience is a plus. If interested, email wildflowericetea@proton.me
Lonelier than Kim Jong-Il in Team America World Policesmbppersonals@gmail.com
Are you an adult female human in Ontario, Canada? No longer must you choose between the college-educated douchebag and the hot blue-collar guy who does actual work for a living. This straight, white man pivoted hard careerwise after graduating med school and decided to climb trees with chainsaws instead. All around decent human being. So, so lonely. Enjoys fun things of all kinds, sometimes with other people. Looking for the one.
69 Words
daniel.ladislaw@gmail.com
Straight, 30s, Jew(ish) male seeks smart, curious companion for slow but serious commitment. Nabokov, Eliot, Tolkien. Wanderer residing in the Midwest. Open to LDR. 40% Calvin, 60% Hobbes. SWERF & TERF sympathizer. Good cook. Paramedic studying pre-med coursework.
Loves kids, undecided on procreation. Willing to lie about how we met.
Not as tall as Jesse, but can do more push-ups. Skilled in pronouncing names, and such words as “horrible”.
36-year-old gay forensic psychiatrist
beejthalomew@gmail.com
36-year-old gay forensic psychiatrist who spends time hiking mountains, traveling, or playing the drums ISO handsome, stable nomad in 40's for love and relationship. I'm a solid 7 out of 10; some say "sexy nerd." Quality time includes cuddling, talking, hiking, and boning. I work 7 days a month, otherwise free. Currently in Denver, but willing to travel/move for a relationship, as long as near mountains.
My wife cheated on me while I was at the Dec BARPod meetup; be my +1 at this year’s BARPod Meetupmhanna9876@hotmail.com
Headline’s true; while at the meetup politely and platonically interacting with many non-Herzogianly inclined women, (including an insouciantly sexy poet I wish I’d been more forward with) my now ex-wife was hooking up with one of her coworkers. So I’m getting back out there. About me: male, straight, well off, southern US-based gainfully employed, pitbull type body (compact/muscular) but Malinois personality (smart, friendly, loyal, pro-Israel), shorter than Jesse but a better basketball player. Please be intelligent, acerbically witty, a sports fan, or at least sports-curious and disdainful of partisan politics. Being a Twitter user is a deal-breaker.
Controversial cat lady seeks contrarian lover boysunshine.sandwich.hands@gmail.com
Brooklyn-based 45-year-old lady filmmaker* looking for a smart, funny, not-poly guy t
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