When I'm President we shut this ish down. I'll make Don Marshall my security advisor because he knows who all the freaks are! Isn't today international women's day? Wasn't it the dalai lama who said that Western women were going to save the planet? I certainly hope so. Definitely, men are ruining the planet. I think they need to give up some power! Why don't we just retire men into positions where they are not in leadership? I think women should lead from now on, at least for a while, to help make up for all the harm men have done, to the environment, the mother nature, social relations, all this f****** human trafficking and child sex trafficking and weird s*** cloning centers and crap Bohemian Grove worshiping baphomet- the horror! This society is insane. Our priorities are all messed up. Money doesn't matter. All the good things are free, all the things we need are free. Men have got us all caught up in rampant materialism, and zero spirituality. People don't think anymore. I'm afraid that God or the gods, ENLIL, or jolly cuz he's known in the Bible will do what he did before! Flood the Earth just get rid of the human race again....Dear Tucson clucks,
As a lover of our feathered Friends,
I wanted to give you all a heads-up about local law enforcement, who raided my family home 8-30 and confiscated my entire, perfectly healthy flock of prize winning Ayam cemanis and a special new hybrid I developed of what was supposed to be therapy minichickens. I believe I have posted a few videos of them-- they were so beautiful! Heartbreaking π
Watch out for p a c c animal officers, who for some ungodly reason lied in their reports about my animals, I guess to justify taking them all away.
I've also heard rumors that they are selling off our animals as a lucrative side business! Perhaps that is why they just came in like a bull in a china shop, trampling on all of our rights, so I'm having to bring this up in a federal lawsuit. I'm hoping local media pick up this story and do some investigation of their own.
I've also heard of other people being ordered by the cops to get rid of most of their animals, because of an eight chicken rule within City limits.
In my case, I'm in the county, peaceful, law abiding citizen just minding my own business, oxford, Berkeley award-winning educator and reporter with a clean record! They were so brutal, bringing upwards of 50 officers taking me to jail in 9 minutes flat! And defaming me and lying to the press to try to send me to prison for nothing! Absolutely lawless, and an outrageous abuse of power.
This whole, heartbreaking and traumatic experience has made me decide to run for Sheriff myself!
Besides bringing in the ACLU to rewrite all of Pima County Sheriff's policies --so there are no more reports of police brutality and cruelty at the border -- I'm in favor of revising the rules regarding keeping chickens.
For example, since hens are quiet, I think the limit of only 8 chickens within City limits is unfair.
I thought you would like the opportunity to get me on the ballot! Because I want to press to revise the rules so that we can have an undefined number of chickens on our property, hens at least! --as long as you are taking good care of them!
It would be an honor if Tucson clucks members all signed my petition to get on the ballot! Unfortunately, only Democrats and independents can sign :-(
but! I promise that when you get me on the ballot and I win, I will host a little garden party for all of you, as thanks for your support! π
Please can you sign my nominating petition? go.azsos.gov/xww9
I need only 1,000 signatures or so although 2000+ is ideal, because they always try to knock me off the ballot! They definitely don't want me to win public office because they know I will do a freaking great job!!!
Time for Tucson to get its first lady Sheriff π
The link --please send to all your Tucson friends: go.azsos.gov/xww9
Thank you so much come everyone! I look forward to being your new sherif
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