Wizard of Ads Monday Morning Memo
Business:Marketing
Some people say a recession is coming.
Others say it’s already here.
Experts say the best way to start a recession is to predict one’s on the way. So hey, I’m not predicting a recession, okay? REMEMBER! If a recession sneaks up on us in 2008, do NOT blame it on me.
Did your elementary school have fire drills?
Step 1. Get in a straight line.
Step 2. Walk orderly down the hallway and out the door.
Step 3. Don’t stop until you get to the far edge of the playground.
In my elementary school, we also practiced what to do in case of nuclear attack:
Step 1. Crawl under your desk.
Step 2. Put your head between your knees.
Then in High School we learned Step 3 when we saw it on a poster. You remember Step 3, don't you? “Kiss your ass goodbye.”
A recession is like a fire, a regular run-of-the-mill, garden variety, five-and-dime fire. Nothing special. Nothing nucular.*
So here’s what to do if a recession happens: (And I’m definitely NOT saying one’s coming, remember? Let’s be clear about that.)
1. Evaluate your risk orientation. “Got guts?”2. Summon your staying power. “Got tenacity?”3. Think forward, into the future. Ask, “What will I wish I had done?”(Answer: You’ll wish you would’ve grabbed market share while it was lying unprotected for the taking.)4. Return in your mind to the present time.5. Do what you wish you’d have done. Grab that unguarded market share while everyone else sits on their hands and waits for Good Times to come home.Market share is easily won when your competitors are cutting expenses. The big frustration comes when you learn that growing your market share doesn’t mean an immediate increase in revenues. Here’s an example:
When times are good and money is abundant, it’s easy to coast on yesterday’s reputation. You’ve seen it happen. But when there’s not enough business to go around, the rules revert to survival of the fittest. This is when courageous little companies leapfrog their traditional masters and leave them on the trail behind.
My elementary school never had a fire.
But it seemed prudent to have a plan regarding how to behave should a fire occur.
Roy H. Williams
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