So Long, and Thanks for All the Cigarettes Teaser Trailer 1

"According to a 2004 Gallup poll, the average man has nine close friends. However, in 2021, only 27% of men reported having at least six close friends, compared to 55% in 1990.

According to a 2021 survey, the average American has between three and five close friends. 49% of respondents reported having three or fewer close friends, and 36% reported having between four and nine close friends."*

According to a 2023 Fantasy Football Live Draft, it took approximately 3000 pounds of man meat, two Deebo Samuels, and one iconoclastic dickhead to rock the foundations of an entire league.

Greenskeeper Productions and The IXP Fantasy Footballcast are proud to present:

So Long, and Thanks for All the Cigarettes: The Double Deebo Saga

How one man doubled another man and almost brought an entire fantasy football league down with him.

*some fucking Google AI response that came up when I googled "how many friends does the average adult male have"