Lunch break Garou (as all the characters I don't know)

So yeah maybe every once in a while I should play as someone who isn't a sexy pirate queen. But if you don't want me to do that why is there the option of a sexy pirate queen that I wish I could be?! Seriously that dress am I right? Anyway I play as everyone else because I keep losing. Also there are a few bits where I'm not even playing the game, because why would you listen to a let's play and expect play?