A Based Reaction to Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

No one watched Furiosa even tho it’s good. You maniacs out there are gonna complain and complain about the absolute drivel that’s being slopped out by da movies yet when an absolute gem turns up you all have a little sleep and wait until it comes on channel 9 or whatever. You all loved Spider-Man walk through hole but now because of your reluctance to see a beautiful film you’ve not only made George Miller sad, you’ve made all the boys at Baseless Speculation sad and now the greatest movie executives of our time will once more learn the wrong lesson. We hope you’re happy and we hope you enjoy the next 100 years of slop served up to us all as entertainment to distract us from the upcoming Water Wars. You don’t get an Ape fact this week. You don’t deserve one. None of you have been good.

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