Disney World Rankings: Magic Kingdom Rides

After Ryan's enchanting trip to the Magic Kingdom, Brooke and Ryan felt inspired to dive into the world of Disney attractions. In this special episode series of our beloved Kingdom Hearts podcast, Brooke and Ryan take a magical detour from their usual unhinged Kingdom Hearts content to embark on a four-part miniseries ranking the rides at each Disney World Park to create, you guessed it, the definitive Disney World Ride Ranking.

Brooke admits feeling burnt out from replaying Kingdom Hearts II, and Ryan shares highlights from his recent trip to Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. The hosts delve into their first topic: ranking the iconic rides at Disney’s Magic Kingdom:

• Jungle Cruise
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• The Magic Carpets of Aladdin
• Swiss Family Treehouse
• Walt Disney’s Enchanted Tiki Room
• Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
• Splash Mountain/Tiana's Bayou Adventure
• The Haunted Mansion
• "it’s a small world"
• Peter Pan’s Flight
• The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
• Mad Tea Party
• Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
• Under the Sea ~ Journey of the Little Mermaid
• Mickey’s PhilharMagic
• The Barnstormer
• Dumbo the Flying Elephant
• Space Mountain
• Tomorrowland Speedway
• Astro Orbiter
• Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin
• Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover
• Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress
• Tron's Lightcycle

Ryan and Brooke provide a comprehensive guide for listeners on how to prioritize their time and utilize Genie+ at the park. They highlight the rides' storytelling elements, animatronics, and queue experiences, offering both praise and constructive feedback.