The week is almost done and that means we are one step closer to being drunk instead of feeling like you are, which is what should be happening if you've tuned in anytime this week after 9 A.M. In perhaps a closing note to a saga that is slowly becoming the defining point of this show, we had more "tea" this morning. If you haven't been following or are unfamiliar with the term tea, let me get you up to speed. "Tea" and the act of spilling it is just the updated term for gossip and giving all the hot gossip to your friends, loved ones and co-workers. Though at the rate the "scalding hot tea" (aka incredibly juicy gossip) has been flowing on this show for the last two days, you would think a major tea player in the market would want to sponsor us. This all started with Marris having a secret that Maria Palmer pretended not to know and Angi trying to crack it. Fast forward to yesterday and random discoveries and by the time the afternoon came, Angi herself stumbled upon "boiling scalding hot tea" (aka wetter than a peach gossip.) That brings us to this morning where Angi had finally put her patented brand of bonkers crazy behind her because she had a leg up. This interoffice tea is a boiling cup of delight but Angi, unlike Marris, refuses to spill the beans. Now all this sounds like a good "girl gets wronged, girl gets revenge" story but one little bit sends it flying off the rails and into the Angi's Big Mad abyss. Marris doesn't care that Angi is burdened with an incredibly ridiculous secret. That's right, the man of many secret keepings flipped the table on Angi and she doesn't know what to do. She is weighed down and filled to the brim with tea and even though she is tossing out breadcrumbs the size of boulders, he wasn't taking her bait. While she stewed and boiled over having a secret she can't tell ("Alexa, play 'Live to Tell' by Madonna,") Marris offered his stance on things. 1) He's not going to guess it because the myriad of interoffice secrets are too vast to nail accidentally and 2) Angi is never going to tell so he doesn't care. Angi reiterated (see: rubbed in) that it's not her story to share but the whole point of this back and forth was to cause jealousy which never calmed. While Marris lives an unburdened life, Angi festers and will eventually spill it (she says she won't but we know her.) As she said to close this out, she hates having it inside her and wants it out (and I'm going to stop myself here because I have several different avenues I can take and none of them will not not get me in trouble.)
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