Bonus: Cool Bunkings

Terence and Calvin are left dazzled by the miracle of competitive walking, as they realise just how fast its possible to go with one foot on the ground.

Calvin considers trying for Olympic gold in the bunking event, and Terry ponders if he could accept that a very public backflip into the Liffey might be the lesser of two evils.

One listener gives us a range of choices for different types of glory, and John Cena’s musical achievements come in for harsh scrutiny.

And we are left with no choice but to weigh up, literally, the chances of carrying a flock of calm crows.