Marris Got Attacked By a Bear - ATS - 7.17.24

Right, we've hit hump day once again and that is lovely because the heat is dying down, the storms have passed and we are one step closer to the weekend. We are also one step closer (to the edge and I'm about to...) to Marris' Africa trip in September. Obviously, the man wants to make sure that his body is checked and all his shots are in order so he has been doctor shopping. Enter Dr. Taylor, who recommended the doctor that both her and Jay the Straight use and as it turns out, is now also Marris' doctor. In this family affair, everything is amazing but of course, there is a small issue. It turns out, Angi's super doctor is super hot and Marris was not prepared for such a revelation. Angi, irritated with Marris, suggested that he talk to Dr. Hottie about his ADHD because she had mentioned to him in her email about the doctor that she is great (as a doctor) and hot (as a woman.) We moved past Marris' inability to read (we'll come back to it) to look at ethics for a second. While Marris was worried more about insurance, Angi questioned how he would feel if she saw him naked as most men with a hot doctor feel vulnerable when the doctor is incredibly good looking. Marris is not one of these people and as long as she is a good doctor, it should all be fine and he may even attempt to spit game at some point. Just imagine trying to get a date with a wood spoon in your mouth or having your ears checked out. Circling back though, as we tend to do a lot on this show, we explored Marris' alleged ADHD. Angi used the non read email as a jumping point but Marris said he has made it to 37 without Adderall, he should be fine. Continuing with the bounce back to points, Marris only tends to read sentences and keywords and not whole emails, which is how he missed the part about the doctor being hot and in turn, causing Angi's overall ire. We then learned that he also does not read instructions but looks at pictures though he will read if need be when the pictures do not make sense. Angi suggested that doing things without reading instructions leads to trouble and surprise surprise, Marris has been down that road. He once put together something with a hand crank and in just looking at pictures, missed two whole steps and had to take it apart and reassemble something. You know, all things considered, maybe Marris really should talk to Angi's doctor about his ADHD because seriously.