Blood Diner (1987)

“I’m so horny I could fuck a cow.” Things are going from strange to downright bizarre on this week’s episode of The Blind Rage Podcast, as we take a look at Jackie Kong’s 1987 horror-comedy BLOOD DINER! As children, brothers Michael and George witness the brutal death of their doting Uncle Anwar. 20 years later, they’re running a popular Hollywood diner, which serves exclusively vegetarian cuisine. Or so their clientele believes. Using one of Anwar’s many absurd rituals, Michael and George are able to resurrect their favorite uncle, only now, he’s a talking brain in a jar. With eyeballs. Following Anwar’s instructions to the letter, the brothers begin butchering and dismembering the city’s most immoral women, using their body parts to bring to life the ancient Egyptian goddess Shetar. Following the blood trail, some local detectives are on the case. Unfortunately for Hollywood’s dwindling population, these guys are closer to Inspector Gadget than they are Hercule Poirot.