In an ancient time (possibly the 1960s), a heroic traveller named Matt Damon joined a mysterious army to defend the Great Wall of China from an army of lizard-dogs. Will bungee cords, scissors, and magnets be enough to stop these bad, bad dogs? Or will Matt Damon need to find the courage to build some budget furniture out of arrows? What is the mysterious origin of these lizard-dogs? Is pasta more deadly than noodles? Have we seen the last of Captain Joe's Lawn Trimmings? What news does James Cromwell have for us? Does any of this show make sense any more?!
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