SPONSORED BY CAPTAIN JOE'S LAWN CLIPPINGS
Thirty or forty years on Vin Diesel returns as Xander Cage, the guy who everybody wants to have sex with SO BAD and never uses a skateboard on the correct surface. This time he's on a secret mission to...do...something...we can't really remember. But he drives a motorbike on the ocean and has a friend who's a DJ! Featuring some very exciting James Cromwell news and sponsored by Captain Joe's Lawn Trimmings.
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