Hope you had a happy Labor Day, or just a good weekend in general. Now that we have reached the pre-holiday season it's time to start thinking about holiday decorations, starting with Halloween. Somehow my wife managed to sneak her way into buying a bunch of new spooky things to decorate our house. The news brings a special screening of "IT" stupid eclipse news, and the worst PR response ever. Plus I get peer pressured into this week's featured podcast, "Gareth's Random Ramblings."
-WEIRD NEWS-
-Jack Daniel's Coffee Is Real
You can now buy coffee infused with the flavors of Jack Daniel's Whiskey. Of course it's non-alcoholic.
-Alamo Draft House to Host Clowns-Only Screening of IT
The Austin, Texas Alamo Draft House Theater is know for having themed screenings of films, including the women only showings of Wonder Woman. Now they are holding a clowns only showing of the upcoming horror remake of IT, including face painting and photo booths.
-Family Breaks 800 Year-Old Coffin By Putting Kid In It
An Essex family managed to knock over and break an 800 year-old sandstone coffin in a museum, by trying to place their child in it for a photo. They left the scene of the incident but were identified and caught by the security cameras. The curator of the exhibit says the repairs will be minor.
-14 Year-Old Saudi Arabian Boy Arrested For Doing The Macarena
In another case of western dancing being illegal in the middle east, a 14 year-old boy was arrested after being seen dancing the Macarena in the middle of the street.
-People Treated For Putting Sunscreen In Eyes During Eclipse
Because people are stupid, doctors have reported multiple cases of treating people for putting sunscreen in their eyes to protect them from looking at the solar eclipse.
-Boston-Area Library Asks You Not To Pay Fines With Chuck-E-Cheese Tokens
A Library in Boston recently received several game tokens from Chuck-E-Cheese pizza as payment for late fees.
-JACKASS OF THE WEEK-
-Joel Osteen Says Nobody Asked Him To Open His Church
TV Minister Joel Osteen said in interviews recently that he did not open up his Houston- area megachurch as a relief shelter because the city never asked him to.
-RECOMMENDED LISTENING-
Gareth's Random Ramblings
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