【舔耳男声版】情书 NO.138

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主播：李楠，雄叔，孟飞
地点：香港，上海，成都

熟悉节目的朋友一定知道，李楠，雄叔，孟飞是节目组声音最有磁性的三位男主播，私下他们被主播们戏称为“三大低音炮男神”。

在今天的节目里面，李楠，雄叔，孟飞，分别在香港，上海，成都隔空为你读三封情书。这三封情书或深情，或调皮，或悲伤，无不诉说着深深的爱意。

如果你们有所感，有所悟，不妨也拿起笔来给你心爱的人写一封只属于你和她的情书吧。

第一封情书来自于美剧《加州靡情》 Califonication。片中Hank是一个失意的小说作家，一个非常矛盾挣扎的人。 不但很久都没有写出任何作品， 生活中也是一团糟，和自己深爱的人Karen分分合合，矛盾不断。 然而Hank却一直是深爱着Karen。 在第二季中， 一次闪回让我们看到了，在爱情最初的阶段， Hank 是怎么样和Karen诉说着心中的爱意和矛盾的。

Dear Karen,

If you’re reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it, so good for me. You don’t know me very well, but if you get me started I have a tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this, this is the hardest thing I ever had to write. There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it, I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn’t looking for it, I wasn’t on the make it was a perfect storm, she said one thing, I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

Now there’s this feeling in my gut that she might be the one. She’s completely nuts in a way that makes me smile, highly neurotic, a great deal of maintenance required. She is you Karen. That’s the good news.

The bad news is that I don’t know how to be with you right now, and that scares the shit out of me. Because if I am not with you right now I have this feeling we’ll get lost out there. It’s a big bad world full of twist and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. The moment that could of changed everything. I don’t know what’s going on with us and I can’t tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me. But damn you smell good, like home and you make excellent coffee that’s got to count for something, right? Call me!

I’m faithfully yours,

Hank Moody

第二封情书是一个印度男孩子写给心爱的女生的信。 女孩子短暂的和男孩分开，去到一个遥远的城市。因为害怕女孩子不会再喜欢自己了，所以男孩写下了这封信， 并通过航班乘务员交给了正在飞机上的女生。而他自己已经提前赶到了那座城市，在机场等着女孩的到来。（出自Quora）


"Since there is no network up there, I thought this is the best way to talk to you... Before I start, I want you to put on your earphones and play the song I sent you today by the Pogues.

Do nott cheat, I know you have not put them on yet, lazy bum.

Now hit play... Let the guitars roll in...

By the time you read this, you would be cruising somewhere over Madhya Pradesh and I would have already started missing you here...

I so wish I could be that person on 19B today, so you could look at me shyly every now and then, like the way you do at Costa &`& s.....

Remembering our last week &`& s conversation about habits (you know the 30 day rule - make or break a habit); it is now a fact that you have become my habit, a habit which won’t fade away even if the devil promises to whip a million lashes on my bum.

Speaking of bum and your bum rating habit (I know you rated me the lowest), but my bum has now been shot by the Cupid &`& s arrow, injecting the most beautiful Drug called love.

They say, only two people can walk endlessly together; only because of the beautiful moments and memories they create while walking the path. I want to walk further, I want to create those moments with you.

I can take the first step only when you take yours now, which means we take it ahead together.

I am hereby extending my hand to walk along with you to an unknown journey called Life and create the most beautiful moments two people have ever imagined....

PS: I love you....


第三封情书是贝多芬写给他永远爱人的一封信。可是这封信在写好之后却没有被寄出去，而是尘封了起来。直到贝多芬去世之后才被大家发现并公开于众。 而收信人是谁也一直有着很大的争议。与大多数的情书不同，这封信中充满了贝多芬对爱人的思念但更多的却是挣扎和对现实的痛恨，在生命最后的时刻， 贝多芬用这一首诗写下了自己内心的独白。

From Beethoven to his ‘Immortal Beloved’

Good morning, on July 7

Though still in bed, my thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, now and then joyfully, then sadly, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us - I can live only wholly with you or not at all - Yes, I am resolved to wander so long away from you until I can fly to your arms and say that I am really at home with you, and can send my soul enwrapped in you into the land of spirits - Yes, unhappily it must be so - You will be the more contained since you know my fidelity to you. No one else can ever possess my heart - never - never - Oh God, why must one be parted from one whom one so loves. And yet my life in Vienna is now a wretched life - Your love makes me at once the happiest and the unhappiest of men - At my age I nedd a steady, quiet life - can that be so in our connection? My angel, I have just been told that the mailcoach goes every day - therefore I must close at once so that you may receive the letter at once - Be calm, only by a clam consideration of our existence can we achieve our purpose to live together - Be calm - love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - you - you - my life - my all - farewell. Oh continue to love me - never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.

Ever thine

Ever mine

Ever ours


垫乐
This love from太阳的后裔, by 赵海洋（新世纪音乐）
Ennio Morricone - Playing Love
Silver Circle by Nikos Gregoriadis
沉思 by 李传韵

情书出处
Califonication
Sachet Desai from Quora: What are some of the best love letters written from men to women?
Ludwig van Beethoven

主播介绍
李楠：香港理工大学供应链管理博士在读，刚完成博士毕业论文的他在紧张地找工作中，百忙之中抽出时间来制作节目，虽然很忙，但他灵感不断，创新不断。

雄叔：坐标上海，配音，播音重度爱好者，从事互联网教育工作的他经营者自己的微信公众号：熊孩子聚集地

孟飞：坐标成都，教育工作者，弹得一手好吉他，有一个非常可爱的女儿。孟飞也有自己的微信公众号：英语美文朗读


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