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Ep. #65 - What If Cattle Got Mutilated? (Cattle Mutilations)
So guys, turns out they do. Hold onto your butts. No seriously, hold onto your butts, 'cause they comin' for that cow bum. Cattle mutilations are a strange phenomenon that's been happening since the 1970's, where mostly cows, but animals of all kinds, end up with missing body parts, organs, and blood. We know. It's weird. But that's what you're here for, eh? Spencer tells us what heifers are through a cold, Ryan's officially freaked out for the first time in a long time, and of course we make some burger jokes—on this week's episode of The What If? Podcast.
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Hot Topics: Bull Dongs, Please No Black Helicopters, Burger Jokes, Heck, Cows eh guys?
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