The Real Housewives of Melbourne S04E10

It really doesn't matter what you think the rest of the episode is about - on tonight's THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE it is 100% all about that party that Lord James and Venus/Vanessa threw for poor little Sophia.

Sweet merciful baby Jesus.

Sure, we talk about: the seance; Gamble & Rick have a pretty incredibly awkward dinner party with Lord James and Venus/Vanessa; Sally comes back from Bali(!); and Jackie gets the keys to Newcastle - which is amazing in itself. There is so much in the birthday part to discuss that even allows Molk to share something special from his past that might fall into TMI territory.

Gather around, lovely people, and let's party like we're all pigs in an Enchanted Garden.

Can you believe we've made it this far?

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