BLGP 96: 'From The Depths:' is it the game for YOU?

PRESENTED HEREIN FOR YOU: ---episode 96:--- This week we got a healthy dose of delicious titles stacked up for our examination as new and noteworthy offerings - including a unique tweak on the traditional design behind the traditional sidescrolling space shooter ('Starr Mazer DSP'), the reboot of a signature franchise from the ancient times known as the 1990's ('Master Of Orion'). The show celebratesa in ritualistic arcane pagan ritual of depraved horror as we celebrate the toppling of another milestone in Linux gaming as we celebrate the arrival of a world-class game that meets all the criteria necessary to cross this genre off our master list of game genres/styles/series/ which have no port or adequate equivalent available for the Gnu/Linux OS (which loves you for you being you... for reals)... Yes, at long last the gaping absence of a viable title satisfying the requirements for "Animal Crossing/insane hypnotic evil rhythmic happy cartoon japanese repitios simulation of non upsetting things"-genre with ChuckleFish's recent port of their wildly popular 'Stardew Valley.' _-_ MO. MENT. OUS! -_-_ THEN, brace yourself for full on unmitigated collision set to full blown destruction with THIS WEEK'S FEATURE! We like to call it: "'FROM THE DEPTHS...' is it for YOU? " in which we take a forcibly from your home and terrify you with a multifocal dissection of every significant factor of this game, all to do determine if now is FINALLY the time for you to surrender and buy it, or is merely another flashpoint in your sojourn of avoiding a title so incompatible with your own inner wants and needs. multi-perspective look at the mechanics (pun fully intended to generate groans of revulsion - not to be confused with revolusions, which is a separate though intimately related topic also covered herein) the complexities, the challenges and their sadistic evil, and the mind-explodingly canvas of endless possibilities the title offers. These considerations and much more all factor into the final, irrevocabale, verdict: are *YOU* the type of gamer who MUST BUY THIS GAME or if this exactly the type of title that holds a future of endless torment, anger, confusion, frustration, and regret for someone with your play style and sensibilities. It is an important choice... indeed... for many who are called, it is THE only choice on which their destinies were balanced... _-_- Magnificent Finale: -_-_ And then, what episode of marathon introspection, comprehensive breakdowns of things into randomly sorted piles of aggregate statistics incomprehensible to the human mind, only to suddenly blow up the world en toto, and then in a magnificent pantomime that will shatter the hearts of those who can see beauty and ignite the furies of the savage ravenous neolithic creatures wandering the vast expanses of radioland... for this cosmic audience, all is then reassembled; the whole firmament and cosmos magically self combining back together in horrifying 3D rendered in Braille, topped with the classic showbiz routine of an antigravity break dancing routine with your Fourth Grade PE teacher before all of everything evaporates into merely echoes of our performances and comforting red curtain to close your evening, cueing yfor your wildly exaggerated hoots of ferociously inappropriate psychotic adoration... even with ALL OF THIS... what episode could even be called complete without a fully stocked compliment of supreme, excellent, hand picked, irresistible DEALS, damn YOU: GIVE US DEALS! We hear you, and reply cooly, "Of course! Here; take FIVE with our compliments...." -_-_CLOSING CURTAIN-_-_ NOTE REGARDING THIS PERFORMANCE: Welcome to the endurance trail of Oregon madness, pardner; get your ball gag on and prepare to experience the most comprehensive exploration of desolate insane prairie madness in this UNSTOPPABLE episode of the BEST LINUX GAMES PODCAST. www.bestlinuxgames.com