Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ Five Year Contract with Rebecca Leib

Hunky action star meets starlet on the rise. Romantic photo ops are closely followed by a whoopsie baby and a way too extra engagement story. Then there’s something about a purification course and a silent birth and Oprah’s couch gets ruined? That’s right honeys, we’re talking about the historic romance of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise! Because while it might seem like just another quickie Hollywood marriage/divorce/falling in love with Jamie Foxx, there might be a whole Scientology conspiracy going on!!! The hilarious comedian and gifted Hollywood sleuth Rebecca Leib is here to explain. See, there’s a little rumor going around that involves Tommy being barren, Katie being a savvy business lady, and Scientology being an all powerful spiritual mafia that wants Rebecca dead. Listen in!

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