Slasher Flick: Emperor of the North

In the grim dark Mega Depression, there are only trains and hobos who ride them. A murderous train conductor kills any hobo he finds on his train, but a motley crew of rail riders is determined to get to the end of the line. As they die one by one from Emperor Shack's hammers, chains, and other instruments of death, can one survive long enough to claim the crown?