93 - The Aztec Empire: So Much Human Sacrifice!

Today we’re talking about the Aztecs! The Aztecs built a vast empire, one that outpaced, out-staged, and out-populated the likes of Paris at the time. They were a powerhouse warrior based society with an interesting obsession with human sacrifice. When did they show up? When did they build their empire? And what happened when the Spaniard Hernan Cortes showed up with 400 soldiers? An amazing city built on a lake, a prophecy falsely fulfilled, the worst ball game ever played, and a lot of violent death at the hands of all the teams involved in today's Timesuck!

Seen the summer merch yet? Tank tops, koozies, magnets & more! Check it out in the shop! https://timesuck.myshopify.com/

Timesuck is brought to you today by AmeriGas! Go to MyTimeSuckGrill.com between now and July 4th and enter your name and email to register to win a free Weber Spirt II – E 210 grill ($400 value).

Timesuck is brought to you be Leesa! We love Leesa! Get $160 off when you go to Leesa.com/timesuck

Timesuck is also brought to you by Hims! Get everything you need to keep your hair for just $5 while supplies last. And so much more! Head to forhims.com/timesuck

Orlando, FL Improv! July 12-14 standup Click HERE for tix!

Orlando LIVE Timesuck! July 15th. CLICK HERE

La Jolla, CA Comedy Store! July 20-22nd. Click HERE for tix!

Dayton, Ohio Funnybone! July 27-28 Click HERE for tix!

For all other standup tour dates ( Washington D.C, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm, Spokane, Tacoma, and so much more) go to www.dancummins.tv

Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast

Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 2500 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast 

Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com