* This week, listener Kelsey joins the show to give us public speaking advice (gulp)!
* Pam is back from Vegas with an explanation of how she met a Backstreet Boy and why she bought $20 avocado toast and thus will be unable to retire.
* How to embrace the nerves and anxiety surrounding public speaking? Remember that no one wants you to fail (unless your name begins with T and ends with rump).
* Facebook is looking to solidify its presence as the internet’s cesspit by introducing an anonymous down-voting system. Uncle Eustace can now upvote his favorite bigoted rhetoric and face 0 social accountability for it!
* Zillow says that millennials can’t afford homes because we’re attending too many destination weddings. Meanwhile, none of their value estimates are remotely accurate.
* The election board of Randolph county, Georgia is planning to close 7 of its 9 polling places. Take two guesses which group of people this will disenfranchise.
* The Confessional gets a little bi-curious, and Surprise, Bitch! isn’t much of a surprise this week.
And in this week’s installment of After Dark:
* An additional bi-curious confessional!
* How many, uh, verbal fillers did we use in episode 4x30?
* It is now U.S. policy to support poachers: dozens of permits have been issued to GOP donors, allowing them to murder endangered species abroad and bring their “trophies” home for the mantle.
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