She's A Cube Now (Reflections Re: the Demise of a 2001 Ford Explorer) - Keith Petit (Omaha)

Your host commemorates the loss of his 2000/2001 Ford Explorer. She was red with some rust coloration, possessed of a starter that wouldn't start, a battery that wouldn't charge, and a security system that kept the vehicle secure by suddenly flipping the fuck out and ceding all power steering control at 75 miles per hour.