Episode 163: 5 things Obama doesn’t want you to know about scorecards

Coté has a late night, mental breakdown about scorecards. Can Brandon save him? Also, kafka, Travis CI, and snow. Relevant to your interests Atlassian surpassed $1B in calendar-year revenue in 2018 (https://www.zdnet.com/article/atlassian-surpassed-1b-in-calendar-year-revenue-in-2018/) Google remains the top open-source contributor to CNCF projects (https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/17/google-remains-the-top-open-source-contributor-to-cncf-projects/) Oracle exec: Open-source vendors locking down licences proves 'they were never really open (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/17/oracle_exec_opensource_vendors_locking_down_licenses_proves_they_were_never_really_open/)’ Morgan Stanley Downgrades Oracle Stock on Dim Growth Prospects (https://www.barrons.com/articles/oracle-stock-morgan-stanley-downgrades-51547572633) Vodafone signs $550m deal with IBM to offload cloud biz (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/18/vodafone_signs_550m_deal_with_ibm_to_offload_cloud_biz/) Insiders say that Google's new cloud boss is likely to make some very large acquisitions (https://www.businessinsider.com/new-google-cloud-ceo-thomas-kurian-acquisitions-2019-1) 'The goal is to automate us': welcome to the age of surveillance capitalism (https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jan/20/shoshana-zuboff-age-of-surveillance-capitalism-google-facebook) Just forget what Gartner said about AI in June 'cos CIOs are all over it now apparently (http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/21/gartner_ai_cio_research/) Open-Source Unicorn: Confluent Reaches $2.5 Billion Valuation Three Years After Hiring Its First Sales Rep (https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexkonrad/2019/01/23/open-source-unicorn-confluent-reaches-25-billion-valuation-three-years-after-hiring-its-first-sales-rep/) Travis CI joins the Idera family (https://blog.travis-ci.com/2019-01-23-travis-ci-joins-idera-inc) IBM Boasts Another Big Win, Touts Hybrid Cloud Prowess (https://www.sdxcentral.com/articles/news/ibm-boasts-another-big-win-touts-hybrid-cloud-prowess/2019/01/?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=sdxcentral) Microsoft wins cloud business from Albertsons as fear of Amazon grows among retailers (https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/23/microsoft-signs-cloud-deal-with-albertsons.html) Non Sense Oreo Competitor Makes Federal Case Out of ‘Cutthroat’ Cookie Rivalry (https://www.wsj.com/articles/food-fight-in-the-cookie-aislehydrox-vs-oreo-turns-cutthroat-11547740235) ROAD TRIP! 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