Episode 168: What executives actually want to hear

There’s a lot of notions about what IT executives actually want to hear in a presentation. It turns out that, like all of us, they just want to hear what they want to hear. Also, is kubernetes really a platform for building platforms, or just a platform? More topics: We can’t talk about blockchain until you’ve done your digital transformation. The Car Wash EBC. Dutch bread. The outcome is that my daughter is no longer hungry. No one ever likes the website. DevRel is Standup. I never get to the part where I deprecate myself. This sandwich is shelf-ware. She looks Australian. Relevant to your interests Now Available – Five New Amazon EC2 Bare Metal Instances: M5, M5d, R5, R5d, and z1d | Amazon Web Services (https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/now-available-five-new-amazon-ec2-bare-metal-instances-m5-m5d-r5-r5d-and-z1d/) Follow the CAPEX: Cloud Table Stakes 2018 Edition (https://www.platformonomics.com/2019/02/follow-the-capex-cloud-table-stakes-2018-edition/) Add It Up: C-suite Doesn't Have a Clue About App Dev (https://thenewstack.io/add-it-up-c-suite-doesnt-have-a-clue-about-app-dev/) Red Hat's Hidden Treasure - Avalia - Software Due Diligence (https://avalia.io/red-hat-software-due-diligence/) Cloudflare expands its government warrant canaries (https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/26/cloudflare-warrant-canary/) New VMware Kubernetes product comes courtesy of Heptio acquisition (https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/26/latest-vmware-kubernetes-product-comes-courtesy-of-heptio-acquisition/) VMware offers pure open-source Kubernetes, no chaser (https://www.zdnet.com/article/vmware-offers-pure-open-source-kubernetes-no-chaser/#ftag=RSSbaffb68) Rancher Labs strips Kubernetes to its bare essentials for edge computing (https://siliconangle.com/2019/02/26/rancher-labs-strips-kubernetes-bare-essentials-edge-computing-workloads/) Google’s hybrid cloud platform is now in beta (https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/20/googles-managed-hybrid-cloud-platform-is-now-in-beta/) Top ten most popular docker images each contain at least 30 vulnerabilities (https://snyk.io/blog/top-ten-most-popular-docker-images-each-contain-at-least-30-vulnerabilities/) Rule Thinkers In, Not Out (https://slatestarcodex.com/2019/02/26/rule-genius-in-not-out/) The Value Chain Constraint (https://stratechery.com/2019/the-value-chain-constraint/) Microsoft combines AI and humans to boost cloud security with Azure Sentinel and Threat Experts (https://venturebeat.com/2019/02/28/microsoft-combines-ai-and-humans-to-boost-cloud-security-with-azure-sentinel-and-threat-experts/) Is it time to be afraid of IBM again? (https://redmonk.com/jgovernor/2019/02/28/is-it-time-to-be-afraid-of-ibm-again/) Questionable marketing decisions…? Slack has decided to somehow make its icon even duller and less notable (https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/2/26/18242369/slack-icon-android-ios-white-purple) USB 3.0 & USB 3.1 merger into USB 3.2 branding by overseers further confusing USB-C (https://appleinsider.com/articles/19/02/26/usb-if-seeds-confusion-with-usb-30-usb-31-merger-into-usb-32-branding) Sponsors Solarwinds To learn more or try the company’s DevOps products for free, visit https://solarwinds.com/devops. Conferences, et. al. ALERT! DevOpsDays Discount - DevOpsDays MSP (https://www.devopsdays.org/events/2019-minneapolis/welcome/), August 6th to 7th, $50 off with the code SDT2019 (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/devopsdays-minneapolis-2019-tickets-51444848928?discount=SDT2019). 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringTours are posted (http://springonetour.io/). 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