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The Unwritable Rant

The Unwritable Rant

Society & Culture:Personal Journals

Ep 163 - Bat slugging, gross misinterpretations, and Mr. Bennet’s bird

Ep 163 - Bat slugging, gross misinterpretations, and Mr. Bennet’s bird

2018-12-09
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Juliette questions the validity of DNA results, finds family tree crazy, visits an atomic wonderland, bartends past bedtime, mistakes Santa Claus, witnesses a massacre to a classic, appreciates the Budweiser clydesdales, experiences Christmas spirit, attempts to grant a wish, relates a perversely happy memory, and disturbs Mr. Bennet’s bird… all while drinking Orphan Barrel Rhetoric 25-year old bourbon.

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