Jacoby Ellsbury showed up on Friday and the Yankees have been cursed ever since. The Trop should be demolished, including the speakers that hang up from the god damn ceiling in fair play. Chasen Shreve is single handedly losing games but has still not been cut. Gary to the DL. Greg Bird still stinks. So does Neil Walker. Everything’s totally fine though. Remain calm.
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