The Queen Is Hungry

What a humdinger! No, no, HUM DIN GER.

Herbert Humdinger, is a man of mystery. Where does he live? What does he look like? What does he do? Well, we kind of know the answer to the last one. He writes; however, the British gov’ment eradicated all of his works because his thoughts were so radical that they feared it would cause complete chaos! He is the father of the theory that states that the British royal family, particularly her highness the Queen, consumes human flesh. You know this is true because Humdinger has been quoted saying, “I’ve always been right. Everything I’ve ever said’s been right on the mark. In the hole. Beside the divine. However you want to say it.” So you know it’s true.

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Links and references:

 

http://deardirtyamerica.com/2012/06/queen-elizabeth-ii-confirmed-cannibal/

 

http://deardirtyamerica.com/2013/05/on-hubert-humdinger-the-forgotten-exiled-cultural-philosopher/

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