This week, Matt Braunger (Advice From a Dipshit) makes his glorious return to Dumb People Town!
In Story 1, we meet a Florida security guard with a pungent pastime that gets him canned.
Story 2 brings us an ol' fashioned cousin-robbery.
Story 3 is a troubling tale of testicular trauma.
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