The Cartoncasters had an embarrassing problem. Someone - and we're not
pointing fingers at anyone - stapled their butts together. Was it
hilarious? Yeah, I mean it had its moments. Was it interesting? Not as much
as you might think. Maybe it was a commentary on society or a dark look at
the long-term effects of ostracism, but pretty much everybody just focused
on how their butts were stapled together. Thankfully nobody talks about the
incident any more. Too busy watching that guy who holds his breath and
pokes holes in himself like a sponge.
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