It's week two of our Random Rewatch tribute to Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and today we look at a rare villain role for JTT in the 2002 episode of Smallville 'Dichotic'. How does JTT pull off such a scummy villain so well? Will anyone believe how little Rossi knew about Smallville before doing this episode? Does Tom Welling's charm make up for his lack of acting experience? And why has Colin buried that picture of him and Allison Mack forever? Colour us journalistically intrigued to be covering the great Superman prequel series yet again, and colour us the luckiest podcasters on Earth to be able to talk about the great JTT in Smallville.