Episode 199: 15 meters of cereal

Smokin’ hot webinar tips in this one, tips on things to put on your mouth in Austin, and then scandal in the open source world is getting fun again! Hey, Coté got off his ass and finally revved back up his newsletter (https://buttondown.email/cote). People love it! Subscribe (https://buttondown.email/cote) and tell all your friends to subscribe (https://buttondown.email/cote)! Go to buttondown.email/cote (https://buttondown.email/cote) or cote.io/newsletter (https://cote.io/newsletter/) and do it! Mood board: It’s probably more of a figurative figurative phrase, not a literal figurative phrase. I should probably start the recording again. Don’t be so precise. Kids these days. There’s lots of issues with the Salt Lick. Here’s a napkin. You’re better off getting a Porche from Germany. Let me translate that from Dutch to American. 15 meters of cereal. Tradeless Commissions Some basis points. Well, I don’t know that, but I’m gonna look it up later. Hey, Coté got off his ass and finally reved back up his newsletter (https://buttondown.email/cote). People love it! Subscribe (https://buttondown.email/cote) and tell all your friends to subscribe (https://buttondown.email/cote): Relevant to your interests The webinar (https://content.pivotal.io/webinars/oct-03-confronting-the-business-bottleneck-digital-strategy-beyond-it-part-1-webinar-emea) Coté mentioned, “The Business Bottleneck, part 01” with Rick Clark. Matt Levine on free stock trading stuff (https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-10-02/the-trades-will-be-free-now). AWS faces Elasticsearch lawsuit for trademark infringement (https://searchaws.techtarget.com/news/252471650/AWS-faces-Elasticsearch-lawsuit-for-trademark-infringement) Docker, once worth over $1 billion, tells employees it's trying to raise cash amid 'significant challenges' (https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/27/docker-is-trying-to-raise-money-following-arrival-of-ceo-rob-bearden.html) Google will not donate Knative framework 'to any foundation for the foreseeable future' (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/02/google_knative_will_not_be_donated_to_any_foundation/) The announcement is presumed to apply also to Istio (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/12/11/googles_istio_kubernetes/), the service mesh on which Knative depends. Both Knative and Istio use the Apache License 2.0 (https://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0) and Google's announcement does confirm that Knative will remain open source and with multi-vendor participation. Jessie Frazelle does not like the CNCF (https://twitter.com/jessfraz/status/1179251190321819656) and this tweet too (https://twitter.com/jessfraz/status/1175911408627642369). Honeycomb Begins Another Chapter with a New Funding Round (https://www.honeycomb.io/blog/honeycomb-begins-another-chapter-with-a-new-funding-round/). BMC Software taps CA Technologies exec for permanent CEO position (https://www.zdnet.com/article/bmc-software-taps-ca-technologies-exec-for-permanent-ceo-position/#ftag=RSSbaffb68). KeyBanc Capital Markets (https://key2.bluematrix.com/docs/pdf/274dd0f8-294d-4ae1-a74f-7161709a1646.pdf) - with some VMware coverage. Read the full transcript of Mark Zuckerberg’s leaked internal Facebook meetings (https://www.theverge.com/2019/10/1/20892354/mark-zuckerberg-full-transcript-leaked-facebook-meetings). Nonsense Dog-walking startup Wag raised $300 million to Zunleash growth. Then things got messy (https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/27/tech/wag-dog-walking-softbank/index.html) Hercules cargo plane flew between skyscrapers (https://twitter.com/evankirstel/status/1179380161692733443?s=21) Sponsors HMA To try HMA VPN risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee visit: www.hidemyass.com/offer-sdt. SolarWinds: To try it FREE for 14 days, just go to https://loggly.com/sdt. If it logs, it can log to Loggly. Conferences, et. al. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas (https://springoneplatform.io/) - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cote. Come to the EMEA party (https://connect.pivotal.io/EMEA-Cocktail-Reception-S1P-2019.html) if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia (https://www.cloudexpoasia.com/) Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Nov 2nd - EmacsConf (https://emacsconf.org/2019/) 2019 Nov 3rd to 7th - Gartner Symposium, Barcelona. 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