Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones Recap (Part 1) - The Oz Network Movies

So big is our recap of Attack Of The Clones that we need to split it into two parts! Here you can enjoy part 1 of our full recap!

After we managed to (just) keep our first Star Wars recap under 5 hours, we’re back for the next instalment to see if we can continue that trend by looking at potentially the most underrated of all ten Star Wars films, Attack of the Clones! Will this be our shortest of all the recaps even though we might be defending this movie the most? How much can we defend Hayden Christensen? Why is Naboo is so connected to everything in the Star Wars universe? How awesome is Jay Laga'aia? Does Natalie Portman have the best facial acting? How amazing does she look in this film? How amazing does Jimmy Smits look in this film? Do we like the bromance between Obi-Wan and Anakin more than the romance between Anakin and Padme? Is there any defending of some of the bad dialogue in this film? Do we want to buy some death sticks? Is Rose Byrne more successful than Natalie Portman? Are we glad ‘N Sync never ended up in this film? Are Jedi just allowed to have sex and not have any relationships? Are we glad that R2 is with us? Do all the Jedi make fun of Obi-Wan for losing a planet? What is it about sand that is so coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere? Why do people in Star Wars eat (fake) fruit with a knife and fork on dinner plates? Why is the romance between Padme and Anakin severely underrated and overshadowed by small parts of bad? How incredible is the seismic charge scene in the asteroid chase? How amazing is Christopher Lee? How amazing is Joel Edgerton? Do we like Obi-Wan’s mullet and why should we not say that we like the mullet even if we do like the mullet? How great is the colosseum sequence (and not just for Padme getting scratched)? Do we like all the puns? And how epic is the final battle sequence? It’s such a long episode that we had to split it into two parts, even though you know you’re going to have lots of opinions that will be mixed with ours! So get to listening and set your day aside to enjoy!