Wine Whales and Drunk Fainting Goats

This week, something sexy is going on as Jess narrates the events of the murders commited by Christine Paolilla. Her anime eyes and lack of eyebrows will give you Golem-y vibes as Marci cringes from the drug den horrors. Sit back, put away your helicopter dick, and know that if you get shot in the crotch, it's personal.