Kitchen appliances hate you. Your microwave talks behind your back, and your blender blends only spite. We all have emotional mixups, and that includes the less conventionally sentient.
Guest Preacher: Katie Hartman (“The Week Of” on Netflix, Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting)
Invocation
Psalm: “Pain Cereal”
Liturgical Reading: “The Object Therapist”
Concluding Prayer
We love you. We beg the Story to treat you right. Heh heh, we’ll see if It listens.
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