144: Phecious Phestival

After a secreting a mysteriously black substance from the seams of her skin, Megan weighs the pros and cons of western medicine vs. a slab of rose quartz in the cunt. Then, Wendi wonders if a chain of Waffle & Whiskey themed whorehouses will help Nick Lachey’s financial woes.  PLUS, take a quiz to find out which Mike Myers character you are during oral sex and on the toilet!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!