College football's Firefly Funhouse

When you have to confront your evil self in a nightmare zone, that's a spring game. Introducing MORON OPERA, America's finest storytelling mode When a rasslin match convinces you the evil clown is the good guy Florida faces its demons in the funhouse NC State faces its horrifying LACK OF A FACE! And a swamplord from USC's past returns with vengeance Also, football coaches, please just read the card and stop ad-libbing about the pandemic, thanks