Gapes is called to a mob sitdown with the four bosses of London's criminal underworld, each of whom happens to be a Blairite celebrity of varying stature; namely Eddie Marsan, Frances Barber, Tony Robinson and JK Rowling. But does Michael have a cunning plan in store? With Mr Richard Miller in disguise as crack mob mediator "Sexy" Stephen Stephens, Gapes listens solemnly to the gangster geezers complain about their vampire problem, and quietly hatches his own ruse to take their territory.
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