Any white person would have to be insane to go to a fast food "restaurant" right now. (clip)

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This week we spend some time on the crying McMuffin cop and explore a rich vein of conservative thought, including:

"CIVIL WAR!!!"

"Please let me feed the beautiful McMuffin maiden"

"I spoke with my local McDonald's manager all about this"

Also, 

Conservatives react to the recent ruling protecting gay and trans workers from being fired for their identity and or/orientation

Music: Uzeda - Deep Blue Sea