44. Most Likely To Major In Honeybees - Lars Mellis

This week, your favorite ladies sit down with astrologer, bee keeper, stand-up comic, tennis champ, metalhead and self-proclaimed animal dork Lars Mellis.

 

 

 

 

Kelly starts our day off in Zoology with snail facts for days. Snail sex first thing in the morning? Sign us up! We then hop on over to Shop class for the game 'Shop Is So Fucking Metal' where we learn about steel, carbon, nikel and GLAM METAL, baby!!!! Death to all but metal!!!!!

 

 

 

 

During recess, Lars reads our astrology charts and we dive into how Kelly and Lindsey are different but the same but also so different and figure out why they are true soulmates. The stars don't lie. Who is the detail oriented one? We thought we knew but now we have no idea.

 

 

 

 

Kelly then takes us to Cryptozoology where we learn that Lindsey doesn't do myths but Lars does them soooooo good.  Should we add cryptozoology as one of the parts of his brand? Probably.

 

 

 

 

We end our school day in Social Studies with the game, 'You Are Such A B' which is convoluted but eventually we work as a team and we get there. Lars then wows us with a Heavy Metal tiebreaker quiz where we learn that Kelly and Lindsey were more goth than metalhead and that's okay.

 

 

 

 

Will Lars shoot for the stars and win the game? Yup. He will. Listen now to find out how he did it.

 

 

 

 

Find Lars on the socials:

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.instagram.com/liveyourtruth_lars/

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lars+mellis

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://twitter.com/LiveUrTruthLars

 

 

 

 

 

 

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