Slop Theory: Cookies 242

New episodes debut on our Patreon channel! The pains of being Chris Webber (5:05), neither of us watched the virtual DNC convention, but we discuss it  (8:15), slop theory and the rise of non-design aesthetics (15:01), modernist vs neoclassicist basketball (23:05), vacation shaming (29:30), an attempt at fanship guidance counseling (46:22), Portland upsets Los Angeles in game one (58:20) and Ben suggests that Anthony Davis lacks supernatural pizzazz  (1:10:25), Kuo defends blunt objects (1:20:54), Embiid doesn't get late touches in Sixers losses, Brent Brawn widely blamed (1:30:30).