F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Comedy:Comedy Interviews
46. Most Likely To Talk To Spirit Guides - Sarah Taylor
This week, these two idiots talk to comedian, writer, actor, mystic chick and Mandy Patinkin fan Sarah Taylor.
Because Sarah leads full moon circles and reiki healing sessions, we start the school day off in astrology/astronomy and learn first of all, which is which and also what the dark side of the moon is besides an album that you start when you hear the third lion's roar in The Wizard Of Oz.
We then hop, skip and jump over to English class to do a deep dive on some Shakespeare and his love for some whores in this house. Did you know that WAP actually stands for William Ass shakes-PEARE?? True story.
For Recess we go old school with a game of MASH where we learn that Sarah once loved Scott Bao but not anymore because now he's a Fuckboi Ass Hat. Another true story.
Because Sarah once starred in the show 'Hot in Cleveland', we head on over to Geography class and play a game all about Cleveland where we learn that the Cuyahoga river has been on fire not ONCE... not TWICE... not THREE TIMES... BUT THIRTEEN TIMES!!!! Hey, Cleveland. Hi. What you got going on over there? We are worried about you.
Before the last school bell rings we head on over to drama class where Ms. Kelly is holding auditions for the school musical and Lindsey and Sarah are forced to sing songs from 'CATS' and 'Annie' and we learn how racist "Thoroughly Modern Millie' is. Yet another true story.
Will Sarah take home the graduation cap? Will Kelly show us who's in charge since Charles is now out of the picture? (see what we did there) Will the stars align and will Lindsey break her losing streak? Listen to find out, will ya?
Find Sarah:
sarahtaylor.org
Follow Kelly:
instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl
Follow Lindsey:
instagram.com/lindseygentile
Show theme provided by Mike Etten: instagram.com/mike_etten/
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https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
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