There's a DEAD GUY in Aisle 9! John 8:51 (Episode #224)

So I have a massive heart attack in WalMart.  And "drop dead" right there in Asile 9.

Am I dead?
It depends who you ask.

If you ask the bystanders, they will tell you a dramatic story with CPR, defibrillators, and paramedics.  My family will put an ad in the paper proclaiming my death.  There will be a funeral and stories and gatherings.

But if you ask me, I won't be "dead".  I will still be the same spirit, same essence and same person I always was.  I'll be changed, I'll eventually get a new body, I'll be the same spirit and I definitely will change ADDRESS and NEIGHBORS.  One second I'll be buying batteries, and the next moment, I will be with the LORD. 

And if you ask the Lord, I won't be dead.  He'll note something like, "I knew him before he was born, I knew him in life with a body, I know him now with me in paradise, and he'll be with me here forever".

Listen and see if I am really dead.